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first upload on youtube, check it:

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Eeyore, nicknamed "Iowa" - Inspired by Slipknot's Iowa.

Eeyore grew up in a secluded, depopulated region of Iowa. Suffice to say he absolutely despised it. He spent decades providing for himself with very little social connection, only the sounds of the wind cutting through the cornfields and harsh spring rainfall kept him company. He became a hermit and never properly self-reflected, opting instead to take his pent up anger out on himself and his surroundings. Living the same painfully silent day over and over again drove Eeyore absolutely mad beyond repair. Longing for some kind of prolonged contact, Eeyore began luring and murdering anybody who crossed his path. To Eeyore, a body was a brand new member of a twisted family. To Eeyore, a body was more of a friend than any beating heart ever could be. He would share meals with them, perform unorthodox mix-and-match surgery on their corpses, and have conversations lasting several hours. A carcass was a toy to Eeyore, now taking on the name "Iowa," a spiteful homage to the place he hates most.

Despite all of this brutality, stench, and sickness - "Iowa" will never reach true fulfillment, and his deranged game of operation will continue on.

"You are mine, you will always be mine! I can tear you apart, I can recombine you!"

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tokey. part 2.

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can we boil them

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tokarooni and skwisgarooni on aggie.io

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assigned them albums from my spotify library. not sure why.

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tokey

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sharing my utterly deranged and ever-growing magnus playlist. criticism will be thrown in the gaarrbeej ceeeaaaan

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oh nothing just thinking about how toki wartooth quite literally loves like a dog

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Relax, it's over.

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spikes

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THANK YOU COUNCIL OF KITTENS ❤️❤️❤️

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bookie

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young, ugly, and arrogant.

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Hello. - What country are you from?

i’m from the states 👍