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Y'all ever just sit down and listen to a freshly opened soda can? They have so much to say but you probably don't even care :(

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Y'all ever just rip off your toenails and then suck on the blood?

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Monster Lab AU by @etanow

I am in love with this bastard, how dare you, your AU has been rotting my brain Eta, I love it so goddamn much (┛`д´)┛

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Monster Lab AU by @etanow

I am in love with this bastard, how dare you, your AU has been rotting my brain Eta, I love it so goddamn much (┛`д´)┛

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Pov autism

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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS HOLY SHIT GUYS OH MY GOD GUYS GUYS LOOK LOOK GUYS LOOK GUYS OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK GUYS LOOK GUYS-

*sigh*... I guess this is my life now

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*sigh*... I guess this is my life now

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Just made this, does this make sense to anyone else?

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*sigh* I drink to forget...

*takes a long swig from my glass of milk*

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"I'm confused, what are your feelings on makuhita?"

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Hear me out y'all...

If vaginas are called pussies, which are mammals...

And penises are called cocks, which lays eggs...

Then would an intersex person's genitals be called a platypus, it being an egg laying mammal?🤔

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remember y'all, pubes are nature's towel

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if you gave a handjob in DND, would you roll sleight of hand or performance?...

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Okay, I really think we could have tried a little harder on the individual zora designs in BotW, I mean come on. The only distinguishing factor from zora to zora is what shade of blue or red their skin is. And even the main Zora's who are meant to be based on different marine animals, even they barely look different! Mipha just has red lips, that is it, wipe the makeup off and suddenly I can't tell her apart from any other female red zora

Although king dorephin is very distinctive, but it's just cuz he's a big chonker

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Final render, this is all you're getting out of me for mermay

Awww crap, I forgot about mermay, lemme just uhhhh-

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Awww crap, I forgot about mermay, lemme just uhhhh-

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Please for the love of god get me out whdhskskdgsh let me out let me out let me out

I just want a McDonald's ice cream cone