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Eli's mother: Are all Shanes so reckless?

Will: Just the good ones.

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At my funeral I want someone to talk about how annoying and loud I was. I didn’t light up up any room because I ain’t no sunshine.

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Last week of school, I can share some spider crumbs now

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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS: Being a ride or die means staying by a man’s side whether he has $500 or $5. Not when he cheats 10 times and you stay.

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The one thing that’s not Slugterra that I will repost is funny scenarios from different fandoms

haikyuu setters are so funny bc some of them can be swapped around just fine and others absolutely cannot be.

Suga and Akaashi swap places for the day? Absolutely fine. Bokuto misses Akaashi, but the novelty of playing with someone new keeps him going through the day, and Karasuno is thrilled to be able to learn from Akaashi and are happy that Suga gets a chance to learn over at Fukurodani.

Kenma and Oikawa swap places for a day though? I dont even want to touch whatever nightmare horrorshow is going on at Nekoma. Just think about Seijoh. Kenma is standing on one side of the gym, shaking, and Iwaiuzmi, Makki and Mattsun and Mad Dog are on the other, and their coach isnt even there because Oikawa usually runs practices and so Iwaizumi tries to say "hey come here lets start practice" but what he does is shout "HEY-!" to get Kenma's attention and Kenma just immediately turns and starts powerwalking out of the gym. Absolutely not. Kenma locks himself in an empty closet and Iwa + and the Idiots Three are scrambling around looking under tables and on top of shelves trying to find the goddamn setter because they have to return him to Nekoma at the end of the day and they do NOT want to take the fall for losing him.

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It’s 7 in the morning, I’ve been staring at this since I got up

my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this

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Tuffnut tells Elle (with dreadlocks) and Stoick the real truth about their father’s childhood.

Hiccup’s children are twins.

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editing your own writing is like woah you really like commas........ maybe ease up on those commas there, pal........ maybe Fewer commas would be nice

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I'll feed you a fist.

Trixie to anyone who annoys her

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I’m the white guy, fire is awesome

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I edited last night thank god. So it is now in a little bit better quality than it was before, and it’s now 3000 words

THE FIC IS POSTED! https://archiveofourown.org/works/53764495

I was gonna post it here but I felt Ao3 had better formatting. Anyways I hope it’s good enough, I tried to get it to 5k but I wanted to just finish it. I might add on to it later on but I want to start other WIPS

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Trixie: Well you did teach him

Kord: Nah he improvs to much

He makes it look so easy.

Kord about Eli’s slugslinging skills

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I’m split between “living life to your fullest” and “Work hard to leave a mark in the world”

Like I wanna spend money on shit that makes me happy, will it help me later no, but I’m happy

But

I’m also thinking I can be happy for longer if I wait and instead savour it to give to my kids.

I don’t know how to explain it, but I want that teenage drama or found family with a group of people that love me for me.

But I want to make something and be part of that people think they have to preserve for the future to find and learn about

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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“can u multitask” yes actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

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