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1D OMEGAVERSE NONCON was what took out AO3

so, we all suffered through ao3’s recent downtime:

so i got curious, because i was bookmarking things when the site went down and wouldn’t it be funny if i was the one who broke it lmao (😔no it wasn’t me but i helped)

https://archiveofourown.org/bookmarks/2147483647 is this

absolutely iconic 10/10 no notes good job team 😂

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Having epilepsy is such a double edged sword cause like wdym fixing my sleep schedule will help protect me from a break-through seizure but then if i fix it and then have one bad night of sleep after that could also cause a break through seizure??

Can i get a win for once please????

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It was the fuck aroundest of times,

It was the find outiest of times

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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

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isnt the world so beautiful....all the little ways we're immortal...71 million years later they still sleep like you

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indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"

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"pride month is over" yeah but now its kavinsky summer 2025 be the man you wish you could be. dream yourself a friend group. do drugs and be no homo three balls gay. crashout over your situationship and kidnap his brother then blow up and die. change the trajectory of their lives.

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ITS THE FOURTH OF JULY !!! HAPPY JOSEPH KAVINSKY EXPLODED HIMSELF OVER HIS HOMOEROTIC RIVALRY WITH RONAN LYNCH DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE !!! IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE YOU AND ME, BITCH !!!

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“love, come a little closer now” (3/8)

“You…have a tattoo,” he said roughly, gaze suddenly fixed on her midriff. Glancing down, Kate saw that her camisole had ridden up to reveal a pale strip of her lower belly–and the small, finely drawn stem of bluebells she’d gotten in memory of her mom just above her right hip bone. “You never told me that.”

Self-consciously, Kate bit her lip and tugged her top back down with one hand, not that she was covering much up in the larger scheme of things. Her nipples were standing at full attention now too, the traitors. “I guess you don’t know everything about me,” she replied with as much dignity as she could muster.

“I guess not,” Seth muttered, eyes lifting to meet hers again. They looked almost pained.

Read Chapter 3 on ao3

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Recreating the creation of Adam in my parents backyard with a hammock I refuse to get out of and a beer I dropped on the ground

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Congratulations to all AO3 users! Important Milestone reached!

Bookmark database overran!

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happy ‘at 300 fox way, adam quietly turned eighteen” day

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From a state hearing in Texas

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To one thing I have made up my mind: if we find out that Mina must be a vampire in the end, then she shall not go into that unknown and terrible land alone.

jonathan & mina harker.

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i think that "claims to be pro life dies anyway" is the singular funniest phrase ever invented because there's just no coming back from that unless we suddenly get really good at necromancy