HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE AMAZING FUNNYMAN!!! ❤️🎂
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Luna. You grew your angel wings today, my sweet lil bean. Thank you for giving me almost 5 years of wheeks, cuddles, and carrot munchies. You were the sweetest guinea pig that a mama could ever own. I love you and gonna miss you so much lil potato. 😭❤️
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My most favorite country singer since I was born, Toby Keith, has passed away. Rest easy buddy knowing you’re no longer suffering. You were legendary 💔😭
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Me: okay, I will finish this paragraph then head to bed , I can finish it tomorrow after work.
Also me: *walking into work half asleep* sorry I’m late. I was up until 4 am writing my fic again.
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Jordon: And what do we say when someone refuses your offer?
Dylan: Suck it, boomer!
Jordon: I don't know who "Boomer" is, but no…
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Dylan: Pros and cons of dating me.
Dylan: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Dylan: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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Dylan: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?
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Funnyman is being a flagpole - one of the best part of the HU's live shows
Tonhalle Munich 10.02.2018
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Thanks for reminding me Funny
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Jorel: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Danny: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Jorel: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Danny: Yes. Is it working?
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Jordon: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
George: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?
Jordon: I don't know, surprise me!
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*At a speed dating event*
Danny: Oh wow, people are really shallow.
Jorel: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?
Danny: *Checks pulse* Sorry, not yet.
Jorel, smiling: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.
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Jorel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Danny: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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Having ADHD is Expensive!
- get underpaid from too much sick leave
- often lose job or change jobs/careers
- impulsive purchases
- repurchasing things you've lost
- medication
- therapy
- often miss out on opportunities because ADHD barriers
- requiring sensory accomodations
- dental care from neglect or chronic grinding teeth
- late fees
- fees for your late fees
- forgetting to cancel subscriptions
- general ADHD tax
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