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Put on your sash and top hat darling.... mommy needs you to preside over the city council meeting later

#mayorkink #mayorification

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thanks for the comments and asks saying i'm being mean for very mildly saying i don't like when people make social decisions based on horoscopes.

your behavior has made me realize i should be "meaner": horoscopes are fake.

the position of planets and balls of gas did not in any way impact your personality or destiny. it has nothing to do with what kind of people you are compatible with, despite what an app or magazine told you.

i think sincere belief in horoscopes shows a concerning propensity to trust pseudoscience and a susceptibility to confirmation bias.

i'm pretty tired of having to tiptoe around this kind of thing and include disclaimers. if you genuinely think you shouldn't be friends with someone because of the date they came out of a uterus, you're being a clown.

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my parents visited today and their latest item of ‘what people you knew in school are up to lately’ gossip was about the absolutely BONKERS thing they’re trying to talk their friend out of doing to her daughter. I’m still in shock tbh

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and yup ☝️ im what was i saying

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as soon as you become a dad your sneeze becomes powerful enough to topple a building and your spine shatters into five pieces 

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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Unspoken history

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My bananzas...

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"GMing is a skill" ✅ Good Take, no notes

"GMing is a super special skill that has to be honed like a tradesman" ❌ Bad Take, go have a very long walk off a cliff.

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Shout out to The Amazing World of Gumball for going against the trend and making the son look like his mom and the daughter look like her dad.

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pronoun collector: comin fr you/yours next

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My queer horror game I worked on for 3 years was deindexed on itchio.

This game has been pretty much my life and purpose these years and is based on many of my own challenges of figuring myself out later in life. To say this has gutted me is an understatement.

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tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied

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Aaaaaaaaah