allpowerfulaxolotl
allpowerfulaxolotl
All Powerful Axolotl
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technically an adult / gender is hard / just a blog of stuff I like
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 12 days ago
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found in The Giant African Snail: A Problem in Economic Malacology (Mead 1961)
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 4 months ago
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Emotional support possum from the Smoky Mountains National Park
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 4 months ago
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I was in Chile last month and took many pictures of lichens and mosses, but have had no one to share them with. I just remembered though that I can put whatever I want on tumblr and someone will appreciate it. I’ll post the pictures sometime soon if I’m not too lazy
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 4 months ago
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everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 4 months ago
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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 6 months ago
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Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 6 months ago
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While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 6 months ago
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Birders: do you ever wonder if this happens?
Original on my site | Patreon
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 6 months ago
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“Some days you need to rot in bed and other days you need to rip off bandaids”
—my friend
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 6 months ago
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In a new place with so much to find when you look close
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 6 months ago
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In a new place with so much to find when you look close
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 7 months ago
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“The boomers own all the property and the millenials have moved into all the boxes! There are no boxes left for the zoomers to occupy! Where are we supposed to live?!”
-Bob Muyskens
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 7 months ago
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 7 months ago
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 7 months ago
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 7 months ago
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*looking at a profile on dating app*
"Biggest attraction: personality"
Me: “Oh I don’t think I got one of those”
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allpowerfulaxolotl · 7 months ago
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Look at this amazing creature
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credit to u/mmblep on reddit
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