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what the fuck is the folger’s incest commercial
everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?
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new form of divination called “automancy” where you just give yourself basic medical tests and find out god thinks you’re tachycardic
#divination#magick#occult#witchcraft#witchblr#what might god be trying to tell me with a resting bpm of 124?#tachycardia#self care
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nothing worse than having to go back to politics tumblr
accidentally ended up on politics tumblr so now i have to engage with actual funny stuff to escape
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had a fuckin vision one sec
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they need to fucking rename decompression sickness right fucking now. your blood literally boils inside your body from the sudden pressure drop and they named it you-get-a-little-nauseous disease. someone looked at the byford dolphin incident and called it “diver-a-little-sicky syndrome 😢😖”
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i’m starting to think god forgot to beta test me before sending me down
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accidentally ended up on politics tumblr so now i have to engage with actual funny stuff to escape
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call me ishmael the way i have little to no money in my purse </3
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Some of you fuckers need to remember that art is a gift, not a contest.
#art#artists on tumblr#every song i write is me going “i bet this would be silly to put in a song” and then doing it#stop fearing your own creativity
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forcing me to write essays should be considered animal cruelty
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sad to see ASL isn’t rank one considering its unique way of solving the Gay Fanfiction Problem 😿
Rank every language
Sumerian Cuneiform
Linear A!!!!
Unknow from pokemon.
Wingdings
Gesturing!
Proto-Hellenic
Silbo Gomero
Danish
#two characters in a scene using the same pronouns is naturally so confusing#fuck it#just spatially encode all relevant characters#“he saw him”? more like “[left person] sees [right person]”
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autism is being afraid of getting shots not because they hurt, but because you can feel them squirting fluid into your veins and your hindbrain thinks they should Stop That
#autism#meningitis b vaccination#vaccines#vaccination#needles#shots#get out of my veins get out of my veins get out of
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we sure are!
The Onion continues to never miss
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“draw you character as a child!” “draw your character as a villain!” y’know what? fuck you. draw your character as heterosexual.
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