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GEORGE RUSSELL WHEN I CATCH YOU

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fr tho um

larry and marian stand a beautiful chance now if she could JUST FORGIVE HIM AND GO TELL HIM AS MUCH BC I KNOW HE’LL TAKE HER BACK IN A HEARTBEAT AND DO NOT MAKE ME REGRET THOSE WORDS LARRY

gladys and the duke? unfortunately they are cute to me now im sorry, he started rly liking her and is now packing his sister’s bags

and GEORGE AND BERTHA??? he is being such an ass rn but yall literally don’t understand they can’t divorce and he cannot die, i will lose it so um…hope that gets resolved!

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hey so what the fuck was that

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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oh okay so if I can’t have george x bertha

I CANT HAVE LARIAN EITHER?!?!

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cooking while chronically ill

baking with arthritis or other chronic hand pain

living with chronic migraines

adhd meal plan

chronic pain tips

getting yourself to eat

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on the other side of my pond—!

JULIAN FELLOWES FIX THAT FUCKING WIFE GUY RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME

im sorry i REFUSE to lose them, i will stop watching this show before i lose george and bertha, mark my words

they had so many BEAUTIFUL scenes and quotes in s1 and s2 and im sorry you CANNOT ruin them like this, i won’t accept it

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saw superman today ✨

and loved the supergirl cameo even more

mainly bc i overheard my friend seemingly upset about the ‘embarrassing’ portrayal as they know her from cw supergirl

and while i do love melissa benoist supergirl

i also loved being able to ‘actually she’s like that in the comics <3’

and yes, she is still my beloved anyway

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If I see one more take online that’s like ‘oh Clark crashed out over Krypto being gone bc he knew Kara would beat his ass’ I’m gonna crash out.

HE CRASHES OUT OVER THE DOG BECAUSE HES A DOG. HES INNOCENT. HE DOESNT DESERVE TO BE KIDNAPPED AND TORTURED. HE CRASHES OUT OVER THE DOG FOR THE SAME REASON HE TAKES THE TIME TO SAVE THAT SQUIRREL: BECAUSE SUPERMAN/CLARK KENT IS A GOOD PERSON.

He tells us. Point fucking blank. That he does everything he can to find Krypto bc “he’s alone… and probably scared.” The way he reacts to Krypto’s kidnapping is another way for them to establish his character as a complete boyscout. A do-gooder. Are we so cynical that we can’t even accept that at face value?? That we have to come up with ulterior motives??

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whatever bad things happen, george and bertha can NOT fall apart like you literally don’t understand, i will NOT survive

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

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the twitter art meme 🛸🐉

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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thank you Canada 🇨🇦

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me when someone complains about something that's been genuinely bothering me too but i just brushed it off because i was worried that i was just bitchy/callous/sensitive but now I feel Vindicated