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THE CLINT EASTWOOD TALK SHOW - RNC Inspired Soon-To-Be Hit TV Show

Following Clint Eastwood's wild empty chair speech at the 2012 Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida, a certain network thinks it may have just stumbled upon its next hit TV show!

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2012: THE NEWT ODDITY - Amusing Gingrich 2001: A Space Odyssey Spoof Movie Trailer w/ Romney Cameo

Without a Gingrich presidency from where will the GOP find it's 'big ideas'? Who will mop the floors? I mourn most not for myself, but for the children. Will they even know a world where laughter still exists?

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HOW MUCH MONEY IS SPENT ON MILITARY EXPENDITURES - Illustrated on a RISK Board

This week Almost Politics gets edumacational! Global military expenditures explained.

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CANADA'S NEW iPHONE APP - Comedic Satire of Harper Government's Online Surveillance Bill

The Canadapp! From the fine folks that brought you Canada's new expensive, invasive, all-around hated internet surveillance bill, it's the Government of Canada iPhone app!

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WHO MOURNS FOR PENNY? - Canada Says Goodbye To The Penny / Weird Canada Day Infinitesimal

Almost Politics' Week-Late Canada Day Unextravagant Extravaganza!

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THE SAVIOUR OF THE LIBERAL PARTY? - Funny Justin Trudeau Short / Canadian Liberal Leadership Satire

Stephen Harper thinks he's defeated the Grits, but is there a new hope? Is there a Messiah?

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BOB RAE WORE HIPSTER GLASSES - And Doesn't (But Still Does...) Want to be Prime Minister / Attack Ad Parody

Bob Rae wants to be Prime Minister—yet you don't want him. Though you don't really want anyone very much, do you? You're kind of a fussy b*tch, actually.

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PRIME MINISTER'S STRANGE LOVE OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE OMNIBUS - C-38 Satire

In opposition Stephen Harper and his Conservatives were against omnibus bills; now that they sit on the other side aisle they've brought back the practice. Where did he find this new found strange love?

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MITT ROMNEY ON THE LAWRENCE WELK SHOW - Answer To A Celebrity President (Not Ronald Reagan)

Not to be outdone by President Obama and his 'slow jam' on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Mitt Romney asked if he could make a brief guest appearance on The Lawrence Welk Show, circa 1955.

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THIS IS A FRACKING PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT - Fracking Earthquakes and You

If you don't watch this, well, go frack yourself!

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MORE GLOW-IN-THE-DARK QUARTERS - More Funny Collectibles Courtesy of the RCM and Your Royal Highness

Not content, the Royal Canadian Mint has released MORE glow-in-the-dark quarters! Courtesy of the R.C.M. and Your Royal Highness!

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GLOW-IN-THE-DARK QUARTERS - Funny New Collectibles Exclusive from the Royal Canadian Mint

Hilarious new collectibles from the Royal Canadian Mint! You'll laugh the $16 orange juice out your nose!

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A NIGHTMARE ON SUSSEX - Humourous 'Bloody Mary' Short Horror Film Parody

The legacy of Tory—err... terror continues!

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PRISONS OR JETS: THE HARPER GOVERNMENT ALTERNATIVE - Funny Short Canadian F-35 / Mega Prison Satire

Stephen Harper and his crack team of 'cost-containing' Conservatives reveal their new plan to reduce government spending: Prison-Jets! Think, with the billions saved we can finally afford to lower corporate taxes; it's been almost 5 months since the last decrease!

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ODE DE SANTORUM - Hilarious Highlights You May Have Missed From Rick's 2012 Presidential Campaign

Rick, we miss you already! Here's hoping your foot forever remains firmly planted in mouth!

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LEAKED MULCAIR eHARMONY PROFILE - Video Bio of the New Federal NDP Leader Thomas Mulcair

Exclusive! Brought to you by the vast team of hard-working news professionals at Almost Politcs, new federal NDP leader Thomas Mulcair's eHarmony profile! Are you all hot and ready to jump into bed with Canada's new opposition leader? Better get to know him first. Tom is new to Ottawa and looking for your love. Canadian winters can be long (before climate change) and a bearded face only keeps one so warm.

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SANTORUM'S AMERICA - Short Film Collage (Not College) of America Before Liberals Ruined Everything

Rick Santorum wants his country back. Do you? Relive the beautiful rainbow tinted, abortion-free days of yesteryear with this concise collection of funny 1950s film reel moments.