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Wylan: I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or I become the worst person alive

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Colm looking at Wylan, Nina, Kaz, Matthias and Inej: Jesper, I said you could bring one friend! One!

Jesper: They don’t come separately, da.

Nina: We’re pack animals, Mr. Fahey.

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Wylan: Wow! Look at that! That kind of chemical reaction is so volatile, that when it--

Jesper: Yeah yeah, dumb this down a notch?

Kaz: It makes things go "boom"

Wylan: Uh, well, technically- It makes things go "zweeeeee SHOOOOOOOO- pop!"

Everyone: ???

Wylan: You know, if we're being accurate

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*Later*

The bomb: zweeeeeeee SHOOOOOOOO-

The bomb: POP!

Jesper: Wow! That really was accurate!

Wylan: I know! Right!

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Kaz: checkmate

Wylan: what- we're playing monopoly???

Kaz: when you can't beat the odds, change the game

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Inej: It’s your turn to wash the dishes

Kaz: I will wash the room red with your blood

Inej: Ok, but first wash the dishes and use soap

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*Jesper wanting to play some music with Wylan*

Jesper: I’m something of a musician myself

Jesper: *pulls out kazoo*

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-They both look sweet but are dangerous criminals

-Both didn’t want to do the thing that made them criminals

-Both pretend not to understand the others bc they annoy them

-Both cause the destruction of the thing that made them criminals

-Both are sweet if you don’t threaten them

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Robo Charlie: Having an existential crisis after learning she is a robot.

Ghost Charlie, who has been a weird puppet robot longer than she has been a human: You done yet?

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Springtrap: Have at thee!

*Charlie swings a crowbar into English Willy's knees*

Springtrap: Oh god my fucking knees!

Charlie: Get crowbar'd, bitch! Thanks for the crowbar, Elizabeth.

Springtrap: Elizabeth, what the fuck?

Elizabeth: I hate you, that's why

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Cassidy: What's it like being a mother of six at five years of age?

Charlie: What's it like knowing you'll never have a moment of privacy for as long as you haunt that hunk of junk?

Evan: She's got us there, Cass.

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It isn't easy for me either.

process:

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*sirens going off in the distance*

Wylan, terrified, rocking back and forth: They’ve found me!!

Kaz, who the Stadwatch is really after: You better run

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Jesper, giving flowers to Wylan: Here, I brought you flowers. They need sunshine so you were the obvious choice

Wylan: :)

Nina: *giving thumbs up from behind a bush after giving Jesper that line*

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For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

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I've definitely done this more than once

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Jesper, trying to get to know Wylan in SoC: Do any sounds annoy you?

Wylan: Real or imaginary?

Jesper, curious: Let’s say imaginary

Wylan: Spider wearing flip flops

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Inej: Navy rules, Kaz. You’re on my boat you follow my rules.

Kaz: As I remember, I bought this boat

Inej: Yes, thank you for buying my boat