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My wife put on makeup today, and she was confused about why I went still and stared at her for a few seconds.

Mother fucker I thought someone had snuck into our apartment

If you couldn't tell, my wife doesn't wear make up often

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Have you ever just graduated someone by the face and brought them real close to tell them that they spark many joys before letting go and doing your regularly scheduled actions?

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Writing tip #1:

Write whatever inspires you, even if it's "cringe".

Put your blorbos into whatever situation you want. Make your ocs work at the torment time loop energy company. Just have fun with it.

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)

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asexual sex workers are braver than any US marine

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been fingering a lot of things out about myself lately

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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

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Have you ever just got bored and bury your face into your wife's stomach? Have you ever been hit with a 17 kilojoule punch to the back of your skull? Have you ever heard anyone say "im sorry" over and over again at 250 bpm?

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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

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I gifted my wife two whale shaped salt shakers I found in my weekend adventures to a thrift store, and she's been sitting on the couch just staring at them with a melancholy look in her eyes

Should I intervine or?

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The tits are great, but im here to see if my blorbo cracks under the pressure of finding out they're a bottom

good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

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My wife has begun throwing ice cubes at me whenever I make a self-deprecating joke, help

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worldbuilding writers will say "this isn’t ready to be written yet" and then spend 6 years drawing maps and creating a 43-page cultural hierarchy pdf

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What love will do to you

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Kleya x Reader fic but it's 10k words of Kleya telling me to lock tf in

Where all the Kleya x Reader and Erskin x Reader fics