analvirgo - Tumblr blog

[analvirgo]

🥪 Best Sandwich Artist 🥪

Qualifications:

High Speed Delivery

Premium Quality Ingredients

Right Ingredient Combinations

Good Presentation, Easy to Handle

Mastered Hygiene (Noncontaminating)

"Is it even edible?"

12. Aquarius/Uranus (1.5/5)

11. Scorpio/Pluto (2/5)

10. Virgo/Chiron (2.5/5)

Basic Sandwich:

9. Capricorn/Saturn (2.5/5)

8. Aries/Mars (3/5)

7. Pisces/Neptune (3/5)

Supreme Sandwich:

6. Libra/Venus (3.5/5)

5. Cancer/Moon (3.5/5)

4. Leo/Sun (3.5/5)

Extra Special Made Sandwich:

3. Taurus/Ceres (4/5)

2. Sagittarius/Jupiter (4/5)

1. Gemini/Mercury (4.5/5)

(.5 = Maybe*)

[analvirgo]

Wake up alone -Amy Winehouse (Live)

♥

[analvirgo]

🌪️ Brings Order to Chaos ⛅

Qualifications:

Spreads Stability (Uplifting)

Situation Experience (Wise)

Helpful OCD (Motivated)

Leadership Skills (Initiative)

Strong Stomach (Resilient)

Doesn't do Chaos:

12. Pisces/Neptune (2.5/5)

11. Taurus/Ceres (2.5/5)

10. Virgo/Chiron (3/5)

Endures Chaos Lightly:

9. Cancer/Moon (3/5)

8. Aquarius/Uranus (3.5/5)

7. Libra/Venus (3.5/5)

Endures Chaos Normally:

6. Gemini/Mercury (3.5/5)

5. Scorpio/Pluto (4/5)

4. Capricorn/Saturn (4/5)

Endures Chaos Heavily:

3. Sagittarius/Jupiter (4.5/5)

2. Aries/Mars (5/5)

1. Leo/Sun (5/5)

(.5 = Maybes*)

[analvirgo]

☠️ Friends with Killers 🔪

Qualifications:

Fascinated by Death

Likeness to Seriousness

Life feels Threatened

Supports the Cause

Just as Dark and Relatable

Constantly doubts friendship:

12. Sagittarius/Jupiter (2/5)

11. Leo/Sun (2/5)

10. Capricorn/Saturn (2.5/5)

Casually doubts friendship:

9. Libra/Venus (2.5/5)

8. Aquarius/Uranus (3/5)

7. Gemini/Mercury (3/5)

Rarely doubts friendship:

6. Taurus/Ceres (3.5/5)

5. Pisces/Neptune (4/5)

4. Virgo/Chiron (4/5)

Never has doubted friendship:

3. Aries/Mars (4.5/5)

2. Scorpio/Pluto (5/5)

1. Cancer/Moon (5/5)

(.5 = Maybes*)

[analvirgo]

🔥 Seeking Revenge 🔥

Qualifications:

Manual Karma

Strong Pride

Cynical Mind

Overly Obsession

Highly Sensitive

Most likely wont seek revenge:

12. Libra/Venus/7H (2/5)

11. Taurus/Venus/2H (2.5/5)

10. Gemini/Mercury/3H (2.5/5)

Will seek light revenge:

9. Pisces/Neptune/12H (3/5)

8. Sagittarius/Jupiter/9H (3/5)

7. Aquarius/Uranus/11H (3.5/5)

Will seek equal revenge:

6. Virgo/Chiron/6H (3.5/5)

5. Cancer/Moon/4H (4/5)

4. Leo/Sun/5H (4/5)

Will seek heavy revenge:

3. Capricorn/Saturn/10H (4.5/5)

2. Aries/Mars/1H (4.5/5)

1. Scorpio/Pluto/8H (5/5)

(.5 = Maybes*)

[analvirgo]

The Girl From Ipanema | Amy Winehouse

[analvirgo]

Funny tumblr blogs are so sexy, like yeah baby, make me laugh, make me happy, make my day

[analvirgo]

⚠️White Van Abduction from Walking⚠️

Qualifications:

Awareness for surroundings or Distracted

Phone/Tag Location On or Asleep

911 Easy Access or Phoneless

Prepared, Armed & Trained or Vulnerable

With Protective dog/friend or Alone

Lil Ignorant about the streets:

12. Pisces/Neptune/12H (2.5/5)

11. Capricorn/Saturn/10H (2.5/5)

10. Sagittarius/Jupiter/9H (2.5/5)

Slightly Wise about the streets:

9. Aries/Mars/1H (2.5/5)

8. Scorpio/Pluto/8H (3/5)

7. Virgo/Chiron/6H (3/5)

Moderately Wise about the streets:

6. Aquarius/Uranus/11H (3.5/5)

5. Libra/Venus/7H (3.5/5)

4. Gemini/Mercury/3H (4/5)

Grandly Wise about the streets:

3. Leo/Sun/5H (4.5/5)

2. Taurus/Ceres/2H (5/5)

1. Cancer/Moon/4H (5/5)

(.5 = Maybes*)

[analvirgo]

🥰 Mental hospital friends 🥰

Qualifications:

Empathetic/Psychic Connection

Good listener/Quiet & listening

Positive/Encouraging

Boundaries/Knowing limits

Reliable/Loyalty

Enemies first sight:

12. Gemini/Mercury/3H (2/5)

11. Sagittarius/Jupiter/9H (2.5/5)

10. Aries/Mars/1H (2.5/5)

Fishy Turn on you switch:

9. Scorpio/Pluto/8H (3/5)

8. Capricorn/Saturn/10H (3/5)

7. Virgo/Chiron/6H (3.5/5)

Honest friends until discharge:

6. Leo/Sun/5H (3.5/5)

5. Aquarius/Uranus/11H (4/5)

4. Taurus/Ceres/2H (4/5)

Friends after 1 year anniversary:

3. Cancer/Moon/4H (4.5/5)

2. Pisces/Neptune/12H (5/5)

1. Libra/Venus/7H (5/5)

(.5 = Maybes)

[analvirgo]

❤️‍🔥 Like them way Older ❤️‍🔥

Qualifications:

For the Money & Control

For all the Wisdom

For the Taboo Kink

For the Physical Looks

For the Member Size & Stamina

Feels really Strange together:

12. Aquarius/Uranus/11H (1.5/5)

11. Virgo/Chiron/6H (2/5)

10. Gemini/Mercury/3H (2.5/5)

Feels kinda Strange together:

9. Taurus/Ceres/2H (3/5)

8. Pisces/Neptune/12H (3.5/5)

7. Libra/Venus/7H (3.5/5)

Feels normal together:

6. Scorpio/Pluto/8H (4/5)

5. Cancer/Moon/4H (4/5)

4. Aries/Mars/1H (4.5/5)

Feels perfect together:

3. Sagittarius/Jupiter/9H 4.5/5)

2. Capricorn/Saturn/10H (5/5)

1. Leo/Sun/5H (5/5)

(.5 = Maybes*)

[analvirgo]

💋 Azz Kisser Zodiac 💋

Qualifications:

Tries hard for attention

Tries hard for career

Tries hard for relationship

Tries hard for control

Tries hard for spirituality

Azz dipper:

12. Aries/Mars/1H (1/5)

11. Scorpio/Pluto/8H (2/5)

10. Taurus/Ceres/2H (2/5)

Azz Sniffer:

9. Aquarius/Uranus/11H (2.5/5)

8. Virgo/Chiron/6H (3/5)

7. Capricorn/Saturn/10H (3/5)

Azz Eater:

6. Sagittarius/Jupiter/9H (3.5/5)

5. Gemini/Mercury/3H(4/5)

4. Pisces/Neptune/12H (4.5/5)

Azz Fvcker:

3. Cancer/Moon/4H (4.5/5)

2. Libra/Venus/7H (5/5)

1. Leo/Sun/5H (5/5)

(.5 = Maybes*)

[analvirgo]

🐈 Human Cats🐈

Qualifications:

Randomly Affectionate

Ghost Behavior

Loves to Bite & Scratch

Won't listen

Zoomies

Very Human Monkey:

12. Aquarius/Uranus/11H (2/5)

11. Capricorn/Saturn/10H (2.5/5)

10. Taurus/Ceres/2H (2.5/5)

Kind of Cat Like:

9. Sagittarius/Jupiter/9H (3/5)

8. Aries/Mars/1H (3/5)

7. Gemini/Mercury/3H (3/5)

Very Cat Like:

6. Scorpio/Pluto/8H (3.5/5)

5. Pisces/Neptune/12H (3.5/)

4. Cancer/Moon/4H (3.5/5)

IS A CAT:

3. Libra/Venus/7H (4/5)

2. Virgo/Chiron/6H (4/5)

1. Leo/Sun/5H (5/5)

(.5=Maybes*)

[analvirgo]

🏠 Best Roommates 🏠

Qualifications:

Always pay their bill (Reliable)

Has their own car (Independent)

Picks up after themselves (Clean)

Limits house guest/noise (Courteous)

Minds own business (Mannered)

Rowdy Roomies:

12. Scorpio/Pluto/8H (.5/5)

11. Aquarius/Uranus/11H (1/5)

10. Sagittarius/Jupiter/9H (1/5)

Rude Roomies:

9. Pisces/Neptune/12H ( 2/5)

8. Libra/Venus/7H (2/5)

7. Aries/Mars/1H (2.5/5)

Respectful Roomies:

6. Gemini/Mercury/3H (2.5/5)

5. Capricorn/Saturn/10H (3.5/5)

4. Virgo/Chiron/6H (4/5)

Refreshing Roomies:

3. Leo/Sun/5H (4/5)

2. Taurus/Ceres/1H (5/5)

1. Cancer/Moon/4H (5/5)

(.5 = Maybes)

[analvirgo]

🤡 Sense of Humor 🤡

Qualifications:

Right time & place

Clear presentation

Casual Repetition

Infectious Laugh

Chest Pains

The Wholesome Gigglers:

12. Taurus/Ceres (1.5/5)

11. Virgo/Chiron (2/5)

10. Aquarius/Uranus (2.5/5)

The Normal Laughers:

9. Leo/Sun (3/5)

8. Cancer/Moon (3/5)

7. Scorpio/Pluto (3.5/5)

The Unhidged Screamers:

6. Capricorn/Saturn (4/5)

5. Pisces/Neptune (4/5)

4. Aries/Mars (4.5/5)

The Clinically Insane Smackers:

3. Libra/Venus (4.5/5)

2. Sagittarius/Jupiter (5/5)

1. Gemini/Mercury (5/5)

(.5 = Maybes*)