#sweet sweet petunia

[andimlarrythecucumber]

“On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” (to Milward from Daphne)

"Uhhhhh..." He paused nervously, "Well, I do have a job but..." shutters "Cavis usually, um, makes the phone calls."

[missacmetha]

"what are you doing?" (to mrs achmeetha from daphne)

"Like, what are you doing?" Mrs. Acmetha shot Daphne a look.

[thevtbanker]

“You did WHAT?” (Star of Christmas verse)

The Banker froze knowing nobody would believe him. "I was taken from my bank on some sort of... very fast machine. And taken to a Christmas pageant." Oh, what a fool he appeared to be as he admired her hair.

[junior-asparagus]

“Ah fuck we’ve done it again.”

“You were the one driving!! I’m just a little guy!!”

[vicki-cucumber]

‘ people like you always want back the love they gave away. ’ petunia

Vicki did not need this confrontation. Not now. She was on the edge of an emotional breakdown - when wasn't she, anymore? - and at this point, she had just wanted to get coffee. She hadn't expected to run into the pretty redheaded reporter who was currently dating Larry. She ignored her at first, grabbed a cup from the counter, and took a sip, then, turning around and staring Petunia dead in the eyes, she said, "Oh. This must be yours, 'Petubua'. It tastes salty." She held out the coffee dramatically. "So people aren't allowed to have lingering feelings now? Are you the feelings police?"

[madame-blueberry]

"is he cute?" (to miss pickering from daphne)

"Would I be talking to him if he was not?"

[peter-pepperazzi]

Why the fixation on Petunia?

“Why would a paparazzi go after the young up and coming female star of the show? A star reporter who might be the only thing keeping a certain Cucumber Hero from coming out of retirement? Or perhaps… just because she’s more the glue holding the show together than you’d think. Let’s not put too much thought into this, Mr. A. The Pepperazzi uses a camera as a tool, and an important part of that camera? Focusing on your subject. It’s not that deep, really.” He said, with a faint, knowing smile. “No. Not that deep at all.”

[textless]

Garden flowers.  Cochise County, Arizona, April 2023.

[drink-tang-gang]

In Tiny Toons Looniversity, Lola Bunny was never intended to be the Acme Looniversity chef at first. According to Ben Siemon, the writer of the episode, “Soufflé Girl Hey”, the show initially planned to have Pepé Le Pew as the chef. This was likely during the development phase and Dave Alverez. They gave him a bio where he now has respect towards women and puts his passion and love towards food instead. He said the idea was turned down because “too much baggage” (probably due to WB’s response of his controversy) and Lola Bunny replaced him. Keep in mind that this was written in 2021 around a time when Space Jam: A New Legacy was huge for the company.

Wow!! Can I please have a link to where you found this info? it'd be really useful! Thanks for letting me know. Reading this, as much as I love Pepe, I think it's better Lola's the chef than him if he was gonna be reintroduced with a (imo, tired) disclaimer. Makes me sad though that Lola's once again not being written in deliberation, it reinforces her whole issue of not rly bein a Tune... just kinda put in stuff n not really considering her character in these decisions (bc well.... she doesn't originally have one. At least, not an authentic one. Looney Tune-y one....)

[royalthorned]

[ticklemerainbows]

full house.

[andimlarrythecucumber]

“I just got a letter from my college, which was fun 'cause mail, you know?”

"What male?" Larry questioned, shocked and slightly embarrassed.

[thecharliepincher]

"You look lost."

"Mind yer fuckin Ps&Qs, I ain't lost, you're lost!" Mr. Pincher grumpily responded as he tried to figure out where the fuck he was.

[ohnoitsjetster]

PLANT TODAY. WISH ME LUCK TRUSTY DENTIST

🫡 break a root, Twoey!!!

[junior-asparagus]

❛ An innocent man is dead because of you. ❜

"Cool it, Rhubarb. We both know he wasn't innocent."

[vicki-cucumber]

“Well this is awkward…” (can either be main verse or Star of Christmas up to you!)

Victoria Darcy glowered at the redheaded reporter. She pursed her lips and fluffed her own hair, trying to seem more put together than she actually was, given the morning she had.

"Oh, Daffy, isn't it?" She said, pretending she didn't full-well know Daphne Woodbridge, the pretty, doe-eyed reporter for the London Gazette. "I expect it would be awkward to you - seems everything comes awkwardly to you, really. Don't tell me you came sniffing around this burnt out theater for a story? Wasn't it enough of a disaster without your help?"