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Extremely funny that in order to sneak in the progressive aspects of Twisters 2024 (undebatably strong female lead, respectful male love interest who doesn’t neg her (the bar is on the floor ik)) they had to wrap it up in some of the most heavy-handed Bald Eagle Wearing A Cowboy Hat Riding A Ford F150 Playing Electric Guitar Over Mount Rushmore type signaling just to make it palatable to middle America. Like giving a cat a pill.

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they tried to lock me in the PD but forgot the phantoms are kinda my type.

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Caught up on SBG so I had to make more text posts. There will be more because I’m insane

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the Hernandez twins would LOVEE next to normal, specifically the part of Hey #3/Perfect For You (Reprise) where Natalie starts spiraling bc what if she ends up like her mother. in this essay I will

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I don't think y'all get how incredibly gay I am for her

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"i dont like jason grace because he's boring" is the most evil statement because a. THATS THE POINT and b. thats EXACTLY what makes him NOT boring.

camp jupiter is BUILT to make children into machines. work as a machine, work with the group to be a machine. or, be spare parts. it is rigid. it is unforgiving. it is built to suppress individuality. the MOST autonomy jason grace got was joining the lower end of the cohorts of the legion, was a failing petition against a traditional board.

jason grace grew up in camp jupiter. not like hazel, frank, percy, nico, etc., who were only there for a year or two at MOST. he grew up there. if i had to guess, i would say age 5 through age 15-- roughly a decade. everything he learned there is going to be DRILLED into him.

yes, he is going to seem boring.

the whole POINT of it is so he can have his character arc of "i dont really want to follow the rules..?" that he doesn't want to be praetor, he just wants to be a normal kid at camp half-blood and live with piper and leo. and thats what MAKES him a character that ISNT boring.

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BATBROS PHOTOCARDS 🦇

Here’s the designs for the photocards that are gonna be in my shop!

I decided to give them an idol vibe, since- yk they’re actual celebrities even in their civilian identities (jason not exactly but that’s irrelevant)

Anyways preorders opening soon!

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Lester what the APOLLO 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

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frank gets characterized as a minimalistic and simple guy and hazel as a high-feminine maximalist despite the fact that hazel refuses to accumulate any possessions of any kind and frank literally loves to shop and is always at the store

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minor sotr spoilers

DRUSILLA GO KYS I HATE YOUUUU

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SOTR SPOILERS

LUCY GRAY MENTION BUT SHE DOESN'T GET NAMED BECAUSE SHES UNKNOWN AUGHHHH

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OH MY GODDD SOTR IS SO GOOD

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MAJOR SOTR spoilers

HAYMITCH WASNT ORIGINALLY PICKED????? THE GUY WJO WAS DIED?? AND HE WAS PICKED AS A REPLACEMENT???

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SOTR SPOILERS

CLERK CARMINE IS GAY??? AND THERE'S HOMOPHOBIA IN PANEM???

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SOTR SPOILERS

NEW SONG WE'RE SO BACK

also clerk carmine and tam amber raising Lenore and her being a Baird????? Crying

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SUNRISE ON THE REAPING SPOILERS BELOW CUT

HAYMITCH IS FRIENDS WITH BURDOCK EVERDEEN???? KATNISS' DAD??? DISTANT COUSIN OF LENORE??? WHAT

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Will Solace would LOVE the giver