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Yana Toboso Confirms It All

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Yana-Chan Just Sent Posted This You Guys!

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She's So Good Looking😍

I Love Her Sm💕❤️

Yuu:*Looks Over My Shoulder*🫣😳😩😍

Me: Ikr 😩❤️

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Oop😶, Yana-Chan Snapped😀

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MC: My dear husband, can you not make it rain just because you see me talking with someone else?

Malleus: *chuckles* I see them flirt, I give rain.

Malleus: I see them blush, I release hurricane.

MC: ...

MC: *sigh* And if I say that I'm married and will entertain no one?

Malleus: The best weather for you, my dearest. *cutely smiles*

*1 day Later*

Npc: *Blush*

MC: *Doesn't See Them Blush*

Malleus:

Malleus:*Glare*

*Somewhere Far Away*

Clyde:

Lilia:

Rook:

Cater:

(Hurricane Comes Splashing Down Harshly)

🌀: Hey Fellas

Clyde: Hey Hurricane

Lilia: Hello Hurricane

Cater: Hi

Rook: Bonjour(Hello)

. . .

Cater: . . .That Hurt

Rook: . . .Aie(Ouch)

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Before I Go Into a Deep Slumber

Have This:

Clyde's Ghost Marriage Event Card

Yuu*Shaking Uncomfortable While Looking At Clyde's Card*😳😩😖😵‍💫💞

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Sebek: Why Did You Call Waka-Sama "Son"

MC: Sebek Please Calm Down!

Sam:

Trein:

Vargas:

*Flashback*

Clyde, With a Murderous Look: Dire Why Did You Call Malleus "Son"

Lilia, Smiles Evily: Get Him Babe!

*Flashback End*

Sam:

Trein:

Vargas:

Sam: Like Mother, Like Son

Trein & Vargas: Agreed

Sam: But Lilia & MC Are Complete Opposite's

Vargas: Lilia Told Clyde To "Get Him"

Vargas: Meanwhile MC Told Sebek To "Calm Down"

Sam: Agreed 100%

Trein: Agreed

*Meanwhile With Clyde, Lilia, And Clyde's Crystal Ball*

🔮: *Sebek: Why Did You Call Waka-Sama "Son"*

Clyde‚ Tearing Up: That's My Boy!

Lilia‚ Rubbing Her Back Comfortingly: There, There Babe

Clyde‚ With Tears Running Down Her Cheek's: That's My Son Right There...

Lilia: I Know Babe, I Know

Malleus, Who Heard Crying:

Malleus: . . .

Malleus, Quietly: I Know I'm Not Your Actual Son, But Do You Gotta Rub It In Like That?

Clyde: Sorry Mal Mal

Malleus: It's Okay Mother

Silver, Who Just Woke Up:

Silver: I Also Might Not Be Your Actual Son, But We Love You Mother

Malleus*Nods*

Malleus: We Do Love You Mother

Clyde, Who Cries Harder:

Clyde: I Love You Too My Son's!

|Silver, Sebek, And Malleus Were Adopted By Lilia & Clyde😊|

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Clyde: Mon Amour, be honest with me. Did you destroy the kitchen?

Lilia: Before I answer, are you mad? I couldn't tell because of your velvet voice.

Clyde: Yes, Mon Amour. I am.

Lilia: I did.

Malleus and Silver: *lets out a tired sigh*

Malleus: Why is he like this?

Silver: I don't know.

MC*Shrugs*

MC: He's Gonna Get Himself Killed One Day By Upsetting Mother

Malleus and Silver*Nods*

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Lilia (Looking Over At His Wife Who Is Recording): Did You Get That On Camera Babe?

Clyde (Holding a Expensive Golden Camera While Recording): Oui, Mon Amour

Clyde (Without Looking): Sebek Zigvolt, Sit Down And Behave

Sebek (Sits Down): Yes Mother

Disciplinary Officer!Yuu: (stuck in a tree) Someone please remove this thing immediately.

The same lizard that won't leave them alone: Teku!

Lilia: Sebek listen to me boy. If you want to win the human's affection you must save them.

Sebek: Why would I want the attention of such a loud and arrogant little human who is so weak they tremble at the sight of a lizard?

Lilia: Are you hearing yourself right now?

Silver:(picking up the lizard) You shouldn't harass people little guy. (Puts it in another tree)

Disciplinary Officer!Yuu: (Clumsily tries to climb down)

Silver: It's fine to just let go, I will catch you.

Disciplinary Officer!Yuu: (falls into his arms) Oh, thank you so much Vanrouge. You are quite brave and strong as well. I owe you. I won't overlook your habit of sleeping in inappropriate places but I will go easy on you.

Sebek:(SEETHING WITH JEALOUSY) How dare he-(muttering to himself)

Lilia (a nosy old man): Things are really heating up.

(Lilia: A win is a win.)

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Why Do We Keep Forgetting Clyde Who Is Supposed To Always Be By Meleanor's Side😭

A trio of little friends

Meleanor holding little Malleus in her arms - Lilia, what have you got??

Lilia who holds little Silver in her arms. - A child. I found him.

Crowley (aka Levan) returns with little Yuu in his arms - My dear!!The flame of my heart!!I found a charming thing on the way to the castle!! Yuu sniffing from fright and tears - bring me home,you a strange scary man … Lilia and Meleanor synchronously and harshly - Bring the child back from where you took it. Crowley. - . . . heartless. You two. ***

Maleficia looking at two children who are peacefully playing , Malleus who is blissfully dozing next to them after games. -I don't have the energy to ask all the questions that bother me. ***

Meleanor looking at Yuu and Silver -Obnoxious, pathetic little people..How much grief have you brought to the Fae.

Little Yuu hands her a drawing of her in the form of a large menacing dragon that throws Silver Owls in all directions.

Little Silver hands her a macaroni necklace.

Meleanor clutching his staff - Don't even think that you can break me with your pathetic handouts.

Two innocent children stare at her with pitying eyes full of expectation and childish love.

Her dragon heart shrinks and she takes away the "gifts", the drawing is also absorbed by the resin so that time does not rule over it. And the necklace is wrapped in a luxurious velvet box. -Tricky ones. Treacherous. small children…

A little bit later.

-Silver, do you think the "mother dragon" doesn't like us?

-No, I think she's just tired. Dad says she has a lot of work to do.

-Can I come to visit you? This strange man is following me again.

-Oh, good. Isn't he your family?

-I'd rather be the daughter of a cactus family than this psycho. He kidnapped me and won't let me go home…

***

Lilia - Why did you kidnap a child??You stupid crow, you can't even go near your child!

Crowley is offended - It's not my fault that my son breathes fire on me every time I try to establish a relationship with him.

Meleanor - Said the one who took his favorite shiny toy.

Crowley. - My love and you too!!The fact is that this child has the gift of a seer. We can't throw things like that around.

Lilia - THAT'S HOW YOU SHOULD HAVE STARTED, YOU STUPID WITH FEATHERS!!

Crowley - You took my baby, what else was I supposed to do??

Lilia - YOU TOOK HER BY FORCE!!

Meleanor - Why are you two fighting like an old married couple every time you see more than three minutes.

Meanwhile, the children

Silver- Well?

You waking up from a "vision" - They will fight for a long time. So we can go and get some food from the kitchen. Let's get some cookies for Mal. He liked it last time.

Silver - Cool. This ability of yours is very cool. Is this magic?

Yuu-Nah, I've already been tested. Aunt Maleficent said I wouldn't have magic. But someone left a lot of things on me, either a curse or a blessing. Do you know what it is?

Silver. - Nope. Let's go. Hungry, there is no solution.

Yuu. - an excellent opinion.

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Don't Forget To Add Clyde

Lilia and Yuu should found a club of "single parents" with a difficult past. You can't out-argue me.

Lilia rubbing her sore back and drinking tea - They grow so fast, don't they? Yuu - Your boys, at least they don't try to bite off your leg in your sleep, thinking it's tuna. And they don't eat dangerous things. Lilia - HA! It's nothing compared to the frozen castle and the menacing bear at my house. Yuu - . . . touché

Yuu - Director swore again that we did not let him into our "secret club" Lilia - Requires the approval of both of us, what makes you constantly refuse him? Yuu - A sense of self-preservation. Lilia- Pft…..Fair. But did he give you shelter and food? Yuu - I might as well call Idia and Ortho the brothers who put this house in order, with great enthusiasm and sincerity. Lilia - I'm sure Ortho would be very happy to add to the family.

Lilia - Vil asked me today about application to join the club. Yuu - I don't see the reason. He has a "Papa Bear" in the person of a Rook. More than enough to handle the kids. Lilia - Epel broke a broom this week. Yuu-Oh, I heard from Jack. He's still alright, isn't he? Lilia - Epel broke a broom when he hit another student on the head. Yuu - . . . Let's leave his application under review.

Yuu - Now Azul is eager to join our club. Vil- I thought he was good with the twins? Yuu - You know that octopus bites are poisonous, right? I haven't found out all the details yet, but Floyd stayed in the infirmary after that. Lilia - I think I heard that their restaurant was closed because Jade threw a chair into the ceiling with such force that it got stuck there. Yuu - Yes, they still can't get him out. I suggested making an "art object" out of it Vil - My thoughts that one child would set a good example to another was completely wrong. Yuu and Lilia in chorus. - this is an outright lie.

Vil- My strength is gone. Why is it so difficult with him?!? Yuu and Lilia - Patience, man. Yuu. - At least yours doesn't set the dorm on fire. Lilia. - Or. It does not threaten to kill someone with lightning, and twice. Viil - . . . I'm starting to wonder how you deal with them at all. Yuu - An outright miracle. Lily - And a ban from the underworld on admission . Yuu - So you were forbidden to visit the world of the dead after that incident? Lily - To tell the truth, I was not so eager to go there, I just wanted to retire peacefully… Vil - Retire and go to another world are two different concepts, Lilia Yuu - after such a life, it's already the same thing.

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Lilia: The shortest breakup record goes to MC and Malleus! Give them a round of applause!

MC and Malleus: ...

Silver: Father, would you even call it a breakup if it was only for 1.5 seconds?

Lilia: Yes.

Lilia: And the fact that Malleus folded first.

Malleus: *pouts*

MC: How did you even get to measure that?

Lilia: Your Mother Is carrying a stopwatch.

Clyde*With a Golden Stopwatch*

MC:

MC: . . . Where'd She Get A Stopwatch From!?

Clyde: Don't Question My Tactics Chérie

MC

Silver*Looks At You*

Malleus*Glances At You*

Lilia*Look Anywhere Else But You*

Sebek*Peaking Around The Corner*

Sebek*Eye Twitches While Glaring At You*

MC*Looking Back At Clyde*

MC: . . . Sorry Mother

Clyde: It's Okay chérie . . .

Lilia, Silver, Malleus*Sigh In Relief*

Sebek*Walks Away With a Satisfied Hum*

(Be Glad She Excepted Your Apology)

(Or Else Sebek Would Have Done . . . Things)

(Sebek Loves His Mother And Father . . . And His Brother)

(He Respects You)

(But Don't Pull A Stunt Like That Again, He Would've Beat The Ever Living Shit Outta You For Disrespecting His Mother Like That)

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100 posts!

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Twisted Wonderland

https://twisted-wonderland.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000047717

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Updated Of "So Your Not Confused and Or Confusing People" Post

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Idia - H-how the hell could you get through our entire security system?!?

Yuu holding a hammer in his hands. - Stubbornness. Bring. back. my Grimm, you crazy scientist, before I let you in for experiments myself.

Deuce awkwardly puts the bat behind his back.

Ace hides the crowbar.

Riddle. - i..I won't complain this time...