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I was feeding my dog, Kiki this morning, and I was thinking about telling her to eat, but what I actually almost did was tell her to go pee in Russian

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Kid Pig Rib

I told a lie

I told her she could fly

I told a lie

Oh, aren’t I sly?

I told a lie

I told a lie

But, I can’t tell ya why

I told her she could fly

I’ll see her end

Her, to the grave I’ll send

I saw her end

She thought me a friend

That’s how I saw her end

I told a fib

I said it was “pig, not human rib”

But, I told a fib

I told a fib

I said “I’ve never sinned”

I told a fib

“Your child, I never skinned”

I told a fib

I said it was “pig, not kid rib”

I told a lie

Don’t ask why

I told a lie

She couldn’t really fly

I told a fib

I made dinner with a kid

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Does anyone else ever get the urge to check under their bed because they worry that a murderous chimpanzee will kill them in their sleep?

….Is it just me?

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I fucking LOVE Jon Stewart, he always makes my day better, I want more men like him. Like, he’s funny, smart, on the right side of history, and I think he’s annoyingly attractive

Please say I’m not alone here

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I saw two dead mice under the staircase closest, and now I’m sad

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Tumblr, a magical online platform, where people care about two, maybe three things. Those things being:

1. Politics

2. Fake Politics

Maybe. Cats

3. Pretty people

Things. Dogs

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Moorka

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You are legally required to love her, I will sue you if you don’t worship this high quality doggo

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This is a very cute child

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Show me a crush you refuse to hear someone out about, or a crush people refuse to hear you out for

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Hey, are ya lookin’ for a jobs!? Well, too… too bad! It’s a scam, you pressed on a link, and… you’ve done been scammed! If you job a look, you’ll scam a find, and, poor a situation financial….

Now what used to be $1000 is now &6$@9?

Sad, a very me if ask you that’s