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Alternative way to say you're gay:
There's two reasons why I'd have to be the president in order for my wife to be called the first lady.
#lesbian version: first reason only the president's wife is called that#second reason I'd have to legalize gay marriage#(i live in a place where gay marriage isn't legal)#gay version: first reason only the president's wife is called that#second reason the president is always w straight man#gay#lesbian
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I honestly think the whole equality/ inclusion topic *sometimes* forgets that the people from the group aren't an idea, and actually exist. like. the men you're telling it's OK to cry and wear pink and makeup or do ballet include skinheads, include that mean boy who hits his classmates, include a redfaced racist man with two sons and a daughter, include a 74-years-old retired professor, include men who already do these things too. A 92-years-old blind woman who spend her life raising her children, a soldier girl, a newborn, a lesbian – all are included in feminism. People won't be all alike to the person speaking, but you're still talking about them
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tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut
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why do I feel like I'd destroy myself if I'd do what's scientifically good for me
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Honestly I really dislike when people say things like 'everybody's beautiful', 'you're smart, just lazy', 'everybody's good at heart', etc.
Like no
Because what you're really saying is 'you have to be xyz to be worthy and/or I wish for everyone to be the same' even if you mean otherwise.
What's the point of a virtue if there's no flaw?
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who am i?
miles to go, kait kerrigan and bree lowdermilk / practice and science of drawing, harold speed / tumblr user @/avainblue / the sympathizer, viet thanh nguyen / come on in!, charles bukowski / this night has opened my eyes, the smiths
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Hi my name is Rozaline and my grandpa once told me and my mom that if we're gonna produce such hight bills we'll end up on the streets, and my grandma immediately told me to forgive him. I'm bringing M&M's
Anyone can join
Omg does anybody wanna do like a tag game where we basically do that trauma salad trend???
For those that haven't seen it, the basic format is: "Hi my name is *name here* and *insert traumatic story here* and I brought *type of candy (skittles, twizzlers, etc)*!"
just gonna tag some people who might wanna do this but anybody can join in!
@bralnwashed @madigankrauss @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @aceofspades42 @noblehouseofgay
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I was told my autism diagnosis is so that I know why am I different.
I still don't know shit.
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As a diagnosed autistic person, I sometimes found myself thinking that I might not have autism, and one of the reasons was my ability to maintain eye contact. Like, I was not looking at the ceiling or my hands all the time, so it was eye contact, right...? I was looking at them.
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Turns out what I thought was eye contact was just looking in someone's eyes for 4 seconds every once in a while, between glancing at their hair, hands, lips, cheeks and the ceiling.
Propably I just made up a light kind of masking, because some adults were telling me a lot to look at them, and it wasn't natural to me (with strangers)
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Honestly the fact that humans managed to create numerous concepts around genitalia shape is straight up hilarious.
Let's do that with eye shapes.
If you have monolid you like beige and playing on the guitar.
If you have round you are quiet and should become a mother and you like white
Etc.
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Gay relationships can't be straight passing because theyre gay. Mind your business, it's not like any of these relationships are yours.
That's not what I meant. I was talking about the stereotype of a feminine gay and masculine lesbian. Sometimes it's really like that, but it's still mlm and wlw, and questions like 'which one of you is the woman' don't make sense
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Genuine question: why do people want to make gay relationships straight-passing.
Like, one of the lesbians must be masculine, and one of the gays must be feminine. Why.
Plus because of Homophobia™ people think gay is an insult, and to avoid being insulted a guy won't buy a pink shirt.
#Homophobia#Gay#Lesbian#Kinda off topic but also the stereotype that trans men must be tiny and soft and trans women must be big and strong#Cause 'after all they were born the other gender'#And the world is all the same#Bulky women don't exist
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blank template here ty op
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Why are conservatives like that? Why are some people in general like that? There are so many interesting boys and girls, yet people assume the first must show off their power and and body count and Greatness™ while hiding their emotions and pain, and the other must be always kind and obeyent and need to be protected while serving the others. Why do some want such an extremely boring world, where everyone has the same amount of pigment in their skin and believes the same thing as them? Where everyone is attracted to only the opposite gender? Where everyone has the same body type? Where nobody has autism or vitiligo? They'd rather raise a drained lawyer or a doctor than a fulfilled actor. No 'boy' toys for girls, no 'girl' toys for boys. Girls must shave and wear makeup and pretty clothes (only a narrow range pretty, cause otherwise they're asking for it), while boys can't, cause it's 'humiliating'.
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How come seven deadly sins make sense?
Pride is evil, yet God makes a whole cult revolving around him, HHHHHHis pronouns are begun with a capital letter, and his son has an enormous birthday party since like 2000 years.
Greed is evil, yet God made his believers kill their enemies and take more and more land and their possessions cause why not. He made humans similiar to him, yet they are greedy from nature; it's a survival instinct that's 'unlearned' by learning social behaviors.
Lust is evil, yet God couldn't make reproduction based on the lack, like with thirst. No, he had to give people orgasms and sexual attraction to faces (you don't make out with a face, do you?)
Envy is evil, yet the dick-owner He made his people attack randoms cause they had better grapes than them
Gluttony is evil, yet God made a delicious fruit that was never intended to be eaten, and he had it just for himself to approve. People gave him the best parts of slaughtered animals.
Wrath is evil, yet God destroyed his whole work with its clear juice just because the people acted out of tune
Sloth is evil, yet God decided to rest at the seventh day, even thought he's a perfect being that's above everything and probably didn't have to
#this post makes no sense#I know there's more to it like he wanted to admire his work on Sunday#But I'm a free human being#seven deadly sins#god#dumb thoughts
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Tf is wrong with me
I'm about to write something, I open the notebook on a random page and guess what? I start writing on it, then realize it's from December.
I was talking to sb and without using any of my brain cells I started making a drama about some random shit and told them I want to be home alone.
Also my excuse for a brain made me almost kill myself accidentally. Like I went to pass the road, the lights were red but a man stopped for some reason, I stared into his eyes and automatically started crossing the road.
Oh and this. I wanted to cross the road again, and the right side was clear, and a guy on the left was turning his car, so I decided to quickly go, but then a second guy appeared out of nowhere, barely stopping and yelling 'are you serious?'
No I am definitely not.
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