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if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

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I'm glad you're back, it's a pleasure knowing you

Awwww thanks shawty it's good to be back

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And not even a week later I can add this:

Finding out my dad is not my dad. My birth father is a serial assaulter and I have at minimum half a dozen step siblings. Oh and my whole family has been keeping this from me my whole life.

FUN ✨🤠✨

Hey guys! So update: I know I disappeared for like years but I have good news!! I did these things in order:

Moved out of Oklahoma

Crashed my car

Moved back in with my parents

Got accepted into college! Moved there

Dropped out of college.

Moved in with my grandma!

Dscovered I'm a lesbian, came out to the fam

Fam did not take it well. Blocked my mom.

Have a job! Going to ren faire! Making friends!!

All is good now, one step at a time. I can now officially say that while it hurts every step of the way, it does get better. I promise.

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i NEED to sit by the SEA and FORGET that i’m ALIVE

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The Haiku bot strikes again, you gloriously poetic powerhouse

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so one of the high school buses flipped over and this was the picture they used in the newspaper

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When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.

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*paints your nails the lesbian flag colors* /nf

YES PLS PLS PLS

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happy birthday women

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Potatoes

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I love the feeling in my entire being when I think of you

I forget to love myself sometimes. And then I go to my askbox. Thank you anon

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it's wild going through old things after ages off of tumblr

I am literally doing that right at the moment. I used to be so different. We've grown 😎

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Hey guys! So update: I know I disappeared for like years but I have good news!! I did these things in order:

Moved out of Oklahoma

Crashed my car

Moved back in with my parents

Got accepted into college! Moved there

Dropped out of college.

Moved in with my grandma!

Dscovered I'm a lesbian, came out to the fam

Fam did not take it well. Blocked my mom.

Have a job! Going to ren faire! Making friends!!

All is good now, one step at a time. I can now officially say that while it hurts every step of the way, it does get better. I promise.

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He would've made sick edits of Luigi Mangione while also firmly not believing he actually did it.

THIS 😂

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*puts a snake furby on your doorstep standing up so it's at eye level when you open the door*

My soul will leave my body

Dammit Barbara why do you torture me so

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What would you do if a Borzoi stuck its tongue in your ear and slurped out your brain like an anteater does with ants

This imagery is terrifying I think in all honesty I would cry thank you anon

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