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sorry the faces of every man ive ever killed just flashed before my eyes was that a yes or a no to butt stuff

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Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime

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Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

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Why do they play this so fast live

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all good grandsons strive for these stats

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There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

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I'm disappointed that Elon Musk left the Trump administration so quietly. I thought we were at least going to get some really entertaining tantrums out of that partnership

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Please read both West Coast Avengers (2024) and Iron Man (2024) for the whole Tony spectrum.

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legolas wearing a maple seed cape 🍁🍂

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My Veilguard bbgirls <33

(I swear I like Harding too I just never got around to drawing her when I was making these bc she was barely in my team... I accidentaly stole her entire identity bc I played as a red haired dwarf archer in the first run skjskskskj)

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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.......I fucked up so bad.

I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.

I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.

I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.

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I am reading The Invincible Iron Man comics and Tony got shot so he has to wear a sling–

Well, inevitably he has to go out as Iron Man. Usually in stuff like this, the superhero will take off the cast when they switch identities, but does Tony?

Nope, he wears an iron sling into battle!

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i love steven grant rogers