arcane-machine
arcane-machine
Thats A Metal Bowl
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1). Fuck it, we ball. 2.) Take it easy, but don’t forget to take it. 3.) If it sucks… hit da bricks. Real winners quit. 🍁🕸🎃💀🕸🎃💀🕸🎃💀🕸🎃🍁 I hope happiness finds you.
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arcane-machine · 17 hours ago
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*struggles while writing* i suck and writing is hard
*remembers some ppl use ai* i am a creative force. i am uncorrupted by theft and indolence. i am on a journey to excellence. it is my duty to keep taking joy in creating.
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arcane-machine · 17 hours ago
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i dont like how the ios saluting emoji is cut in half so i glued him back together in my high tech surgery program called "MS Paint" the ms stands for medical surgery.
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arcane-machine · 1 day ago
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Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it
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arcane-machine · 1 day ago
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arcane-machine · 3 days ago
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arcane-machine · 3 days ago
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Just saw a man ride past in a bicycle with another man sitting on his lap like in a bridal carry
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arcane-machine · 3 days ago
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Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.
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arcane-machine · 4 days ago
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Do you guys think that Inho prioritizes fairness in the games he runs because his games weren’t fair? In his own games Il-nam personally gave him a dagger to kill off the rest of the players and avoid the last game.
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arcane-machine · 4 days ago
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I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link
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arcane-machine · 4 days ago
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i love when villains team up with heroes against a bigger threat ESPECIALLY when it isnt even remotely a moral/change of heart thing its just like. well all i want to do is steal things and kill people but this asshole wants to flatten the entire planet and, like, i live on the planet and don't want to be flattened. so. no shit i'm gonna help stop him. i'm still going back to crime after this btw.
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arcane-machine · 5 days ago
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How it started vs How it’s going
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arcane-machine · 5 days ago
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arcane-machine · 5 days ago
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making stuff is one of the best parts of being alive
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arcane-machine · 6 days ago
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These are like on opposite sides of ‘makes you feel things’ spectrum. it’s like getting an emotional bat to the head and then getting shot 57 times
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arcane-machine · 6 days ago
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lol lmao even
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The original tweets in question ☠️
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arcane-machine · 6 days ago
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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”
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arcane-machine · 6 days ago
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What the fuck is bro talking about ☠️
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