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♡ 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃, 𝐈'𝐌 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐃 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋!

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♡ 𝐈'𝐌 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐇-𝐂𝐇-𝐂𝐇-𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁!

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some stranger things season 3 humor sentence prompts .   (    spoiler free.   )

❝   hey! HEYYYY!  ❞

❝   3 inch minimum! ❞

❝   I need for them to break up. ❞

❝   you know what? your mom called. ❞

❝   a heart to heart? what is that? ❞

❝   maybe i’ll just kill ___.  ❞

❝   crazy? you wanna see real crazy?  ❞

❝   AHOY LADIES!  ❞

❝   hey, dingus!  ❞

❝   your children are here!  ❞

❝   how many children are you friends with?  ❞

❝   i dump your ass.  ❞

❝   you sure you’re tall enough for that ride?  ❞

❝   you need help getting up, little ___ ?  ❞

❝   do you knock? jeez!  ❞

❝   yeah, jeez!  ❞

❝   you know that means you suck? ❞

❝   that was pig latin, dingus.  ❞

❝   they make, like, really crazy noises.    ❞

❝   yeah, but…like, happy screams.  ❞

❝   happy screams? what is happy screams? ❞

❝   okay, i’m just going to lend you my mom’s cosmo.   ❞

❝   how many times have you seen him with a shirt ON?❞

❝   c’mon, man, not my scooper!   ❞

❝   have you ever actually WON a fight?   ❞

❝   just shut up and push me!   ❞

❝   not my feet, dumbass!   ❞

❝   push my ass!  ❞

❝   touch my butt! i don’t care!  ❞

❝   yeah, i don’t know.  ❞

❝   oh, i can fit. i just don’t know if i want to.   ❞

❝   you know what that sounds like to me? child endangerment.   ❞

❝   machina! vroom vroom!   ❞

❝   she’s gonna hunt you down, one-by-one, and slit your throat.   ❞

❝   i don’t care about tina! or uncle jack’s party!  ❞

❝  dude! you did it! you won a fight!   ❞

❝  we all die, my strange little friend.  ❞

❝   SPARE ME!  ❞

❝   you yelled at them like it was a parent-teacher conference and hung up on them.   ❞

❝  we’re on the way to rescue our children from the big, bad, fourth of july celebration.    ❞

❝   children! children! children!   ❞

❝   why don’t you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another?    ❞

❝   WOAH! ❞ 

❝   yes, he’s a brute. i know. ❞

❝   but admit it, you’re real curious what he’s like in the sack. ❞

❝   and YOU! HA! ❞

❝   you’re just a big manbaby who’d rather act tough then show his real feelings. ❞

❝   because the last time you opened your heart you got hurt. OWIE!. ❞ 

❝   you’re dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual. ❞

❝  please, for my sake. ❞ 

 ❝  either quit your bickering or pull over, tear off those clothes, and GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!  ❞

❝   i told them they should have sex.  ❞

❝   did we get that verse right? it’s unfold behind the clouds?  ❞

❝   are you drugged?  ❞

❝   how many times, dad? i don’t DO drugs.  ❞

❝   he says it’s strawberry.  his slurpee. ❞

❝  he did ask for cherry.  ❞ 

❝   you do what this man tells you and you’re all gonna die!  ❞

❝   i’m sorry. why is this four year old talking to me?   ❞

❝   i’m ten, you bald bastard! ❞

❝   not my feet, dumbass!   ❞

❝   NOTHING! THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH NANA!  ❞

❝   is that a new zit?  ❞

❝   MOM! GET OFF THE PHONE! HOW MANY TIMES???  ❞

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𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙧𝙮! 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮, 𝙞 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧. 𝙬𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙚, 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧!          /          ©

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#mood

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❥     𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌  𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒  𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓  𝐎𝐍𝐄  .

dream  daddy  is  a  game  released  by  game  grumps  ,  a  dating  sim  to  date  dads  ! feel  free  to  customize  as  you  wish  !

❛  right  .  yup  .  definitely  repressed  that  memory  .  ❜ ❛  weren’t  you  the  one  who  threw  that  flaming  tennis  ball  at  the  police  station  ?  no  -  wait  .  that  was  me  .  ❜ ❛  aw  man  a  nap  sounds  great  !  if  sleep  wasn’t  ,  you  know  ,  for  the  weak  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  someone  needs  to  do  a  three - point  turn  on  their  attitude  .  ❜ ❛  I  GOT  A  PROBLEM  WITH  AUTHORITY  !  ❜ ❛  you  can  never  be  too  sure  .  see  that  baby  in  the  stroller  over  there  ?  government  operative  .  ❜ ❛  you  know  ,  frisbees  are  traditionally  caught  with  your  hands  ,  not  your  face  .  ❜ ❛  children  in  general  are  just  …  tough  .  ❜ ❛  …  are  you  just  afraid  to  meet  new  people  ?  ❜ ❛  c’mon  ,  what’d  we  say  about  meeting  new  people  ? ❛  …  perhaps  i  should  leave  saying  “  baby  ”  to  the  professionals  .  ❜ ❛  i  am  in  no  way  fit  to  be  responsible  for  any  living  thing  ,  including  and  especially  myself  .  one  time  ,  i  drank  an  entire  jar  of  marinara  sauce  for  dinner  .  it   was  unholy  .  ❜ ❛  medium  sized  dog  ,  handkerchief  around  the  neck  ,  i  get  to  name  it  .  that’s  what  it’ll  cost  me  to  give  up  on  my  dreams  .  ❜ ❛  yeah  it’s  just  like  ,  my  entire  future  .  no  big  deal  .  ❜ ❛  are  you  actually  fine  or  are  you  just  saying  that  ?  ❜ ❛  okay  ,  cool  .  while  you  do  that  i’m gonna  do  some  drugs  and  commit  some  light  arson  .  ❜ ❛  i  would’ve  expected  you  guys  to  be  up  to  white  collar  crime  by  this  point  .  maybe  money  laundering  at  the  least  .  ❜ ❛  i  love  someone  who  knows  their  way  around  balls  .  ❜ ❛  i  -  i  ,  uh  .  don’t  normally  …  do  this  …  ❜ ❛  aw  man  .  i  was  kinda  hoping  you  had  gotten  kidnapped  and  i  was  gonna  have  to  come  rescue  you  .  ❜ ❛  …  have  you  been  reading  my  tweets  ?  nevermind  .  ❜ ❛  you’re  a  beautiful  work  in  progress  .  ❜ ❛  we  have  to  be  fashionably  late  .  who  shows  up  anywhere  on  time  ?  ❜ ❛  i’d  shake  your  hand  but  i  have  a  glass  of  wine  to  tend  to  .  ❜ ❛  this  plate  of  cookies  is  my  new  _____  .  bye  .  ❜ ❛  that’s  cold  blooded  .  i  like  that  .  ❜ ❛  kids  ,  right  ?  gotta  love  ‘em  .  you’re  required  to  by  law  .  ❜ ❛  i’m  tired  of  talking  to  old  dudes  who  blame  my  generation  for  the  failing  economy  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  i  just  have  to  accept  the  fact  that  as  an  adult  ,  i’ve  become  the  machine  i  once  raged  against  and  accept  my  fate  to  unironically  wear  socks  with  sandals  .  ❜ ❛  my  ,  do  you  know  how  to  treat  a  lady  .  ❜ ❛  i  think  i  might  have  taped  over  a  veggietales  VHS  with  the  shining  .  who  knows  .  ❜ ❛  he’s  probably  stuffing  dirt  into  his  mouth  .  who  knows  ?  toddlers  are  pretty  resilient  .  ❜ ❛  you’re  not  gonna  do  the  thing  where  you  wait  silently  for  me  to  come  home  in  the  living  room  with  all  the  lights  off  ,  are  you  ?  ❜ ❛  you  really  scared  me  .  just  …  please  don’t  do  that  again  .  ❜

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the ultimate ships challenge: [7/10] quotes: haley james scott & nathan scott 

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♡ 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃, 𝐈'𝐌 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐃 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋!

louise mp madison diaz, a private, selective 9-1-1 oc as adored by kendall. est july sixth, 2019

♡ 𝐈'𝐌 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐇-𝐂𝐇-𝐂𝐇-𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁!

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* 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬-𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐬, 𝟑 𝐨𝐟 ?                feat.  @mcnticellos!

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like  for  a  lyric  starter!!

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♡ 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃, 𝐈'𝐌 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐃 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋!

louise mp madison diaz, a private, selective 9-1-1 oc as adored by kendall. est july sixth, 2019

♡ 𝐈'𝐌 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐇-𝐂𝐇-𝐂𝐇-𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐌𝐁!

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saved a url for an oc of mine hehe

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𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄:   avery  miller!   (prev  @bethatfamilyfriend!)

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𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙧𝙮! 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮, 𝙞 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧. 𝙬𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙚, 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧!          /          ©

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lyrical  starter  call!   +   please  reply  with  a  preferred  muse  or  i’ ll  choose!

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me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it

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                    blaming everything on someone else !

                   pink diamond from “steven universe.” | written by anna-belle | i. & ii. & iii.