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Oh, I just realized something!
When Sophie meets Fitz and she thinks, "since when do I notice cute boys?" it isn't because she's being all like "I'm not like other girls hehe." In Shannon's lore, Elves and Humans aren't biologically wired to be attracted to each other. So of course Sophie hasn't been into any cute boys before. But then Fitz shows up, and he's basically the first Elven boy she's ever seen, and he seems to be considered attractive even by his Elven peers. So of course Sophie is like, "Wait, what? Cute boys.... are a thing I notice now??"
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He dont like her, so he used his scary ears
sophies tribunal at the end of book 1 is so ridiculous lmfao. u were kidnapped so we'll forgive the everblaze catching charges but unfortunately we cant reschedule your finals 😕 and since u didnt do any chemistry while u were escaping u have unfortunately flunked out of school. nothing we can do about this btw sorry 🙁
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super easy to make kotlc "x is related to y" theories because 60% of the characters have blonde hair and ice blue eyes
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NOT NECESSARILY CONSIDERED SPICY BUT LIKE IF SOMEBODY CALLS IT SPICY AT THAT POINT I DON'T THINK ITS REASONABLE TO ARGUE BECAUSE IT'S OWIE
Yo hi it's been a while. I was sick (yes, again) and then dying inside and then stressing a bunch and then forgot abt tumblr. I'm still stressing but yk i have a very important question. More goofy polls are coming too.
This is very important. I would like to remind you that salt is not heat (unlike spice) and more stinging. Also salt is salty. Also there is no nuance.
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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
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this point and click adventure game where the main character has adhd fucking sucks. i got softlocked because i told him to check the computer and now hes just scrolling his dash and if i click on anything he goes "i cant do that. im locked the fuck in"
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With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared
Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!
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me seeing this book cover: ah, clearly this memoir is about a lesbian's journey to identifying as a Stone Butch ! this I am interpreting from the context clues of the title and the carabiner on the cover, a lesbian dogwhistle ! what an interesting read this will be !
what this book is about: rock climbing
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Saw tags, what prompted this?????
Totally not abt a specific person
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Hey girly whos this about
Totally not abt a specific person
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AHA! EVIDENCE!
this just in: carrot lord was spotted being a homosexual
Carrot lord, what do you have to say about this
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What evidence do you hold to this🧐
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The evidence is that you are in fact a homosexual
this just in: carrot lord was spotted being a homosexual
Carrot lord, what do you have to say about this
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What evidence do you hold to this🧐
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no no i think those are right, i think that the purple of the ace flag is off


Happy Pride Month! 🌈
Pride Flag Stamp Washi! Brand new and on sale to celebrate Pride Month 🥰
🏳️⚧️ mush.house/pridemonth 🏳️🌈
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