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HELLO 👋👋 WAVES

HAI HAI HAI -cal

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do you guys fw weezer

WEEE OOO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLYYYYYYYY -cal

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BOOOO everyone who said no BOOOOOOO

okay but whoever picked yes... slide in my dms?? like 👅👅👅

its ollie/cal here (host and core) (im a cal kin i think) and this is gonna sound silly but....

im opening Andre applications

yes, if you *points at you* want to be MY *points at myself* VERY OWN ANDRE.... SIGN UP RIGHT HERE!!!!!! (im basically looking for a boyfriend dont bully me please)

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Are you guys sigmas, yes or no. there IS a right answer

of course we're sigmas wtf do you mean 🙄 right andre? -cal

(no response from andre)

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its ollie/cal here (host and core) (im a cal kin i think) and this is gonna sound silly but....

im opening Andre applications

yes, if you *points at you* want to be MY *points at myself* VERY OWN ANDRE.... SIGN UP RIGHT HERE!!!!!! (im basically looking for a boyfriend dont bully me please)

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HEY GUYS WERE BACK GUYS sorry for dissapearing... we forgor we had tumblr....

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Licks u both,

You guys seem vvvvvv silly/pos

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IM SUPER DUPER SILLY, ANDRE IS SLIGHTLY LESS SILLY -CAL

okay but stop making everyone think im a cunt >:( -andre

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this cat is literally andre

like this post if you see the resemblance

or like this post if you just want to annoy andre

-calvin gabriel 🥸

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what is up guys??!

our system has been in shutdown for a little while... but we're BACK

cal and andre are here again to bother the entirety of tumblr B)

awww yeaahhhh

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do your toes intertwine when you have sex

what the actual fuck -andre

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cal do yk nirvana if so what do you think of them

Yeah of course i know nirvana, they're like one of the best bands !!;kurt cobain is fuckin awesome , and my fav album is incesticide

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uh just so you know guys our ask box is open if u wanna get silly or whatever :3

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this is literally cal when no one interacts with our tumblr

interact if you want to see cal HAPPY again

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Hai :3

its cal

since most of you wanna have fun and the rest of you are fuckin cunts uhhh im posting again

ill be posting because andres a bitch and hes mean :(

anyways HI GUYS whats is up!?!!

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Hey guys

its cal and andre here

the REAL cal and andre 😈

just kidding we're introjects

butttt we're makin a silly blog

so that we can have some FUN

this is a zero day introject sfw ask/rp blog