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My first time going to Build A Bear went something like this.

BaB Lady: Now make a wish

Me: *crimes crimes arson homicide arson*

BaB Lady: *grabs the heart to put in the plushie*

Me: I dont think my wish was legal

BaB Lady: *WHEEZE CRYING DYING*

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

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gun anon like [CACKLING THANK YOU FOR THIS I LOVE THIS IMAGE SO MUCH]

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Mood.

WHAS GOOD GIRLYPOP I GOT THE ASSIGNMENT HHEHE anyway I just wanted to greet you like that lmao sorry

What's your opinion on milk? Or the socioeconomic state of the world right now? Take your pick, the answers are roughly the same tbh 😔

Have a pleasant existence! Hugs n kisses 💙💙💙 /wc /p

I'm lactose intolerant 😭

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Behold….pulls out modified toaster gun

🔥🍞☄️

Let's toast some bitches! 🔥🍞

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LEO NO PLEASE I'M SORRY!

Happy birthday Don! For one day and one day only, you're my favorite! Enjoy it while it lasts! (As soon as the day ends Leo gets their spot back)

(Also don't show Leo this ask)

Ima gonna show Leo this ask

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LEO ITS FAKE

Happy birthday Don! For one day and one day only, you're my favorite! Enjoy it while it lasts! (As soon as the day ends Leo gets their spot back)

(Also don't show Leo this ask)

Ima gonna show Leo this ask

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WAIT NO

Happy birthday Don! For one day and one day only, you're my favorite! Enjoy it while it lasts! (As soon as the day ends Leo gets their spot back)

(Also don't show Leo this ask)

Ima gonna show Leo this ask

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Just saying hi!

Snake <3

Hello! And awww what a cutie! Though it isn't a snake! (Herpetology mode activated) You can tell from the belly scales! Snakes have long rectangular belly scales running down their stomach. This is in fact a legless lizard! (This is an actual thing) 2nd evidence is its head shape, it's blocky like a lizard!

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But Lesus L will live to fight another day!

Room sixteen take corridor B

:O anon

Down the stairs past the Ibis tabistry

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Saves the day and proves to everyone that they're the man! (Gender neutral)

Room sixteen take corridor B

:O anon

Down the stairs past the Ibis tabistry

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Shh, keep it down, Lesus.

Room sixteen take corridor B

:O anon

Down the stairs past the Ibis tabistry

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Sliding bookcase after bookcase shows the way to the hall.

Room sixteen take corridor B

:O anon

Down the stairs past the Ibis tabistry

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I'm sorry

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Have a poem I wrote almost a year ago.

TW: depression selfworth issues

I’m a Fool

I’m a fool for hoping,

I’m a fool for trying.

You said things would change

But you still see me the same.

A selfish child.

Is that all I am to you?

A selfish child.

A burden.

A child you can’t be bothered with.

Am I less than my others?

Less than human.

I want to be happy

I want to know.

Know what it’s like,

To not be a fool.

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Salutations, There be Commissions!

Help me with living! :,)

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Bye lovelies, I hope to here from you soon! 💜

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Coffee.

Sorry Lesus for today I am going to sin.

Water is gross, I ain't drinking that.

Add flavoring then coward