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stayed tuned for the next poll where I ask how your knees are doing

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I want to see Rose Wilson as the leading woman. Jason can be HER love interest, HER arm candy. None of my favorite Jason stories so far actually have him as the protagonist, and DC shouldn't force him into the leading role when the writers don't have a solid story in mind to tell. On the other hand, Rose leading her own miniseries is way overdue.

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Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

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Okay, I just saw an edit of deceased female characters in Teen Wolf and it made me think, how many named men have died in this show? Because... I’m pretty sure not nearly as much as women. I can think of Peter (who doesn’t count), Boyd and Aiden. All the other guys that left the show either went to London (or Paris, if you’re Isaac) or are Danny, and as such were forgotten forever.

Teen Wolf takes the Women in the Fridge trope way to seriously and it ANGERS me.

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I was reading a nice post about a fan rambling to her husband about Teen Wolf for years and how they’ve started to watch it together now, but for some reason I read “dad”, not husband. So I was gushing about what a nice dad he was, and how involved he tried to be in his daughter life and how he was goals when she says “husband” again. After a second of ????? I literally facepalmed.

Anyway, he’s a great husband (not dad) and I’m just sharing this because I find that is funny how much of a dumbass I am, xD

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this is me trying.

at least i’m trying.

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The Hales sassing the shit out of Stiles is the best part of Season 3A don't @ me

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the argent women who live by the arrow, die by the arrow.

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After almost a year of writing about Jackson Whittemore, I must admit I now lowkey ship him with every single teenager in the show. This, of course, includes Lydia and Ethan, but somehow it extended to Allison and Stiles (???????). And of course, Erica, and a bit of Isaac, and not really Boyd but I’m not against Jackson/Boyd.

The only people safe of Jackson’s hotness is Dany, because they are best friends. And Scott, I guess, because Jackson despise him.

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Okay, but in the Magic Bullet episode, we all know that Jackson’s reaction to Derek’s injury would we along the lines of “can you run him over with your jeep?”

Stiles as Jackson’s friend would be forced to be the moral compass and he would hate it.

Teenwolf but if Stackson was the established best friends and it was Jackson who was bitten by(his dad) Peter in the woods and Scott was (a less likable) Greenberg-always mentioned (yelled at) and never seen. I literally had a dream about this after my re-binge watch last night and it was glorious.

Teen Wolf with Stackson bros would be an absolute disaster, and I’m so here for it. Jackson wants to tell everyone that he’s a werewolf. Stiles yells over his words, confusing everyone. Lydia and Danny instantly know what’s up. Jackson being all disgruntled because Cousin Derek likes Stiles more than him. Peter figures out that he turned his own son, and he’s just torn between being proud and being frustrated because now his son is an alpha, but also his son is an alpha. 

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Season 3A if Deucalion was Peter's ex

Deucalion: Dating Peter Hale was the worst mistake of my life.

Peter: You only think so because you can't see your haircut.

Deucalion: You see what I mean?

Peter: It's really that tragic. Did you pay two dollars to a homeless person so they would trim it with their rusty pocket knife?

Deucalion: Well, if I had known we were gonna bump into each other I would have saved them for you. Isn't that your usual rate? I know how cheap of a whore you are.

Peter: Pity you didn't, it would be the first time I would get something out of having sex with you.

Derek: Do I need to be here for this?

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Peter: What do you think?

Chris: I told you not to come.

Peter: Yes, that’s what you always say. And then I come anyway, you pretend you never said it and we fuck. It’s sad that you still need plausible deniability, though.

Chris: Allison is here!

Peter: She snuck off half an hour ago.

Chris: Wait, what?

Peter: I guess fatherhood is just another thing your shitty at. Not unexpected.

peter: You can say “have a nice day” and that’s considered polite, but you can’t say “enjoy the next twenty-four hours” without sounding extremely threatening.

chris: Why are you in my room?

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Okay, out of topic, but... How many sober adult men are there in Beacon Hills???? Because Raphael was an alcoholic, so was the Sheriff (or so it was implied), Bobby and Harris.

Peter (who can’t get drunk) and Chris are the only men that are not shown to have problems with alcohol in all the fucking show, wtf.

Does anyone know from which episode Scott's "yeah you pushed me down the stairs but I got hurt a lot as a kid so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" speech is?

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Probably an Argent thing, they are the ones shown to hunt more often, so it makes sense that Kate excludes Victoria.

But they probably not like each other very much. Victoria is a no-nonsense woman and Kate is all the nonsense.

Kate: Well, I mean, come on, look at this place. Could you imagine if your father and I were trapped in something like this? It might do some pretty interesting things to your head, don't you think?

So, is this an Argent thing, a Kate hates Victoria thing, or a comment on Allison's relationship with her mom?

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Concept: Jackson Hale-Argent/good omens crossover

Jackson visits the bookshop one day, finds it empty except for snake!Crowley, and bonds with him

It's never made clear why he was there in the first place, and he leaves without looking at even one (1) book

He comes back a couple weeks later, mentions the snake to Aziraphale, who just tells him his name is Crowley and he's harmless

Goes back again, runs into human!Crowley

Mentally shrugs because naming your pet snake after your boyfriend isn't that weird

Stops halfway through the conversation because

FULL SHIFT WERESNAKE???

Tell him more

They bond over their issues and make may too many snake/lizard jokes

Jackson helps make the bookstore as customer unfriendly has not-humanly possible

Aziraphale, petting snake!Crowley: I only have this one snake, he's totally harmless

Jackson, behind a bookshelf, only his tail visible to the customer:

Aziraphale, off-handedly: *mentions the nope-agedon*

Jackson, who's lived in BH and has kept in contact with Danny and Lydia: been there, done that

So he tells them about BH, mentions the pack

Aziraphale: Peter Hale? I know him, helped me find a few rare books a few years ago

Crowley: me too! We got banned from like 3 dozen places. It was a fun weekend :D

Later:

Jackson, calling Peter: so, Peter, your ex?

Peter, still pretending Jackson's not his son: play stupid

Peter: who's Peter?

Not that stupid

Some back and forth, and lost antichrist levels of miscommunication later

How did you find out?

He told me?

He told you?! Wait, no, Christopher knows you're his son?

I'm whose what now?

I'll be there by tomorrow *hangs up*

Jackson, staring at his phone: ?????

Cue Hale family reunion that's mostly Jackson demanding an explanation and Peter promising he will explain with little actual conversation

Crowley and Aziraphale being overprotective of Jackson ("what do you mean you helped kill your own son??" "I'm pretty sure he tried to get his nephew to kill me once before that, too" "PETER?!")

And bonding with Peter over their completely ridiculous lives

Peter, shifted into a wolf and sleeping in the bookshop:

Random customer:

Jackson: don't worry he doesn't bite

Aziraphale, wiping away a single tear: That's my boy