Lydia: So how’s motherhood treating you?
Stiles: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though.
Allison: Don’t worry, it’s normal for babies
Stiles: What? Eli's fine. I was talking about Derek.
Derek, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
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I have nothing further to say, your honor.
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Stiles: If any of you die in my Jeep,I'll resurrect you and you'll clean my beloved Roscoe before you go back to being dead.
The Pack™️: How the hell does that work.
Stiles: Nicely.
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What if Teen Wolf just replaced Scott's character with Danny? Like Danny goes wandering through the woods one night for whatever reason and gets bit. He doesn't want to go to Jackson because he's freaking out and it's Jackson so he goes to the one person that won't sent him to mental hospital after hearing the story of what happened in the woods. Stiles Stilinski, who he knows slightly better because Stiles' best friend, Scott is quickly getting more popular (and more distant) since he started dating the new girl, Allison (who is popular because she is also Lydia's new best friend). And since Scott is more distant now, Stiles quickly agrees and the two become friends.
(+ Danny teasing Stiles about Derek)
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Stiles: I CAN'T DO IT!
Scott, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Stiles: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Peter: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Stiles:
Stiles: I appreciate it,
Stiles: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Allison: Stiles-
Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Lydia: Stiles we gotta-
Stiles: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Stiles: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Stiles, motioning to Derek, in his wolf form, high on wolfsbane: NOT FUCKING THIS
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