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Hello, it's a me! 😇

All I did today so far was fleeing the heat with my spouse, chilling at our favorite coffee shop with cold drinks and over our laptops 💻🦐

If you see this post, feel yourself tagged!!! No pressure of course 😉

tag game!!

Do this picrew of yourself, and tell me one thing you did today!

I got to say hi to all my friends and catch up on stuff after not having my phone for a week :]

@mintymooshroom @onyxofc @pandagobrr @amethysttable @theembergazer @silverdragon889 @sylki221b-of-the-shire @saltinegam @sleepywillowo0o

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Oh gosh, I sure hope nobody has a collared whumpee they need to keep in the shower or bath against their will… That suction cup would just be too useful and effective for keeping them down… What a shame that would be.

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Ooh, congrats on the tragus piercing!!

Thank you so much!!! 🥰🫶 I've wanted one for quite a while and now I'm super happy with it! 😇

Both the tragus and the third lobe piercing are still healing, so they look a bit angry now and then 😅

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the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

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Hasan in a Skirt Propaganda 💅 Oh and I guess Declan's here too

Hasan and Declan Masterlist

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low self-esteem/depressed/suicidal whumpee starter pack

"what does it matter?"

"what's it to you?"

"i'm fine"

"why would you care?"

"sorry for being a bother"

"never mind"

"i don't matter"

"i'm better off dead"

"i'm just a burden anyway"

"i'm wasted effort"

"i'm never going to get better"

"fuck off"

"it's all meaningless"

"i'll leave"

"you must be busy"

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writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.

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Is my boy!!!! Is my boy Jonah!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍 Look at how pretty he looks when you threaten him with a poker!!! You don't even need to see how much his lips are trembling because you see it in his eyes, mmmmmm.....so pretty 😇😇😇

Alrighty, your propaganda was successful (at least when it comes to my vote 😉)

Can I have "stabbed with a fancy object", please? 😇😘

Of course, my love ;) your spouse privileges have afforded you fanart <3

Jonah being a nuisance while you’re trying to tend to the fireplace? Not anymore!

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Worship

“Hasan!” A word he could manage. “Hasan, Hasan, Hasan!” Staring up underneath them in worship position, eyes glossy with terror, screaming, crying their name and hoping to the only person who could stop it that this wasn’t the way they imagined it finally happening.

- Chapter 5

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A Conversation Playing the NYT Connections

Me: I was going through bungee [cord], extension [cord], then I figured we have to remove vocal [cord].

@as-a-matter-of-whump: Ooh, now that's a good idea...