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Hi sorry Its the same anon as earlier saying that I loved your Denouement snippets... I know you aren't that active on here and I'm not trying to be annoying ahah I just havent stopped thinking about those snippets all day!!
Usually I'm an Ernest girly and I love the way the reader interacts with him, esp with all the warnings from his brothers saying that its a performance and if he wanted to conceal who he was he would have no trouble doing so, so far the reader seems to be ignoring this warning and in my head I can envision a scene where Ernest completely fools the reader into thinking he's Frank and she doesnt even realise until talking to the (actual) Frank later on- and that experience just causes her to crumble because the warnings were right and she couldve spilt vfd secrets/her identity and she wouldnt have known. and obviously frank and dewey arent exactly saying "i told you so..." but they're thinking it 😂
As I said I'm USUALLY an Ernest girly but holy shit your characterisation of Frank has me OBSESSED!!! I can't stop thinking about their dynamic esp in the early snippets when he is in fact looking out for her in his own way even if they have a *ehem* strained working relationship 😅 AND OMGGGG the sex scene with Frank!! Holy moly had me blushing and giggling!!
And ohhhh Dewey we love our soft boi, he's so sweet and has such good chemistry with the reader omg theyre sooo cute, and Dewey forcing Frank and the reader to make up ahahaha he would be an incredible evil mastermind (but he would never!!)
Overall I am totally in love with what youve written and even if youve completely moved on from this, i just hope that you dont mind me coming and rambling in your inbox about your writing xx
First of all, you're not annoying at all! You actually made my night, because you made me open the fic and it was a lot of fun to read bits and pieces of it 🥰
And there was literally a whole scene planned where what you describe happens, Ernest successfully posing as Frank without the reader noticing until much later. So I read that part of your message and automatically went 'wait... did they somehow get a hold of my notes?!' 😂
This entire ask is giving me so much life, thank you for taking the time to ramble in my inbox.
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Hi ahah Ik you havent really posted much recently but I just spent the last hour or so devouring your Denouement triplet fics and I 🥵 am obsessed... was wondering if there was any plans for a continuation orrrr any little bits you could give? if not totally chill, i will reread what you've published over and over ahaha love your writing 👍
Hi! Oh wow, I had almost forgotten about that epic project. I think I actually have like, a lot more stuff for this fic than what I've posted on here. I just checked, and there was 40.000 words all in all when I abandoned it. I still consider it "the one that got away", because I had such great plans, and soooo many story notes scattered across multible notebooks, but then I drifted away from fandom and it was all forgotten.
I actually wrote the entire ending before most of the stuff in between, but never shared it, because you can't just share the goddamn ending, you know?
You can DM me if you want, and I will happily send it to you 😊
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