#sunny baudelaire

[fanonical]

sunny baudelaire bad end: becomes an assassin whose signature finishing move is to bite their throat out

[scrumptiousfoxglitter]

Fun fact: The Baudelaire kids were able to respect Count Olaf's she/her pronouns when he pretended to be a secretary named Shirley and tried to steal their fortune and attempt not to misgender Count Olaf's androgynous assistant, and Lemony Snicket acknowledges that presentation ≠ gender in reference to Carmelita Spats of all people. What excuse do you have?

[sauxyan]

Baudelaire Pups! 🐾

[lokiprincess]

Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

[couldtheycatchkira]

[tarragonthedragon]

i think if the Baudelaire children had pretended to be fooled by one of Olaf's disguises immediately he would have been so thrown he would have outed himself on the spot

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

incorrect ASOUE

[whipcreamsucks]

edit: now with a pt. 2

[alwaysahiccupandastrid]

I want whatever Lemony Snicket was on when he came up with the phrase “Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity” like I just know he was pissing himself laughing as he wrote a baby saying it

[athena-theunicorn]

The Baudelaires: That's count Olaf! Every adult in a five mile radius: Don't be ridiculous.

[fanonical]

really, the baudelaire kids are just three different types of little kid fantasy

violet is the fantasy of being craftier and more creative than the adults around you

klaus is the fantasy of being smarter and knowing more than the adults around you

and, of course, sunny is the fantasy of being able to Just Bite People

[jasminumtea]

A series of unfortunate events: reimagined 🥀

[molsquinn]

These three would put the other survivors to shame if they were in the Constant

Asoue/dst crossover :) Realized both pieces of media centered around bad luck and constant (Badum tss) bad things happening to the protags so why not combine them!

[free-my-boy-grumbot]

asoue text posts part 2 yippieee

[eraofevermore]

Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire

[will80sbyers]

“At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough, and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.” ― Lemony Snicket