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Strip !MA

((Hey guys, I'm gunna stop this (But you can totally still send questions for it I'm kinda just reminding you guys.) right now cause no one  really seems to be taking any notice so yeah. Go on with your lives now, I'll be updating later after school maybe.))

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Strip: One item of clothing disappears every time you talk about baking happens (breathing does not count)

oh god here we go guys and gals no talking about *Gulp* you-know-what okay or like you could and i could end up stark naked we never know its all up to you guys im fucked eh

go for your life ladies and gents

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Varying levels of NSFW M!A List

Say my name: Muse will orgasm every time their name is said

Tie me down: (insert other muse here) owns mine for ____. They can do anything they want, and mine won't be able to do anything about it.

Touch me: Muse will be extremely sensitive to touch for _____

Point it out: (insert other muse here) has the ability to bring my muse to orgasm just by pointing at them.

Mercy: My muse is tied town, completely at the mercy of others for ____

Strip: One item of clothing disappears every time _____ happens (breathing does not count)

Don't think about it: Muse cannot stop thinking about sex. Any mind reader would be appalled.

I didn't mean that: Muse's innuendo-noticing ability goes up tenfold- they get dirty thoughts from the tiniest thing.

Turn On: Muse will suddenly be turned on by any kink mentioned, no matter what they thought of it before.

Slap and tickle: Muse has a sudden urge for domination- whether to dominate or be dominated, the anon decides.

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Hello!! You're Dave Egbert, correct? I'm Jake, your grandson! It's nice to meet you!

dont let let my pesterhandle get the better of you i know shit all about this biology crap you gave me a hella of a scare there oh my god yo pretty insanethat would have been impossible anyway caus- ima just stop because there is a manly pride to be kept here and many an asshole might make fun of my little sexless selfyeah so its great to meet you anway ill stop boring you with my meaningless rambles now yeah okay cool 

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Ask me!!! 

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human figure of speech i really should be more careful when speaking around you guys one day there could be a major misunderstanding i should make a huge list of what we mean and what we dont mean yeah ill do that never later

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yes hello there *gives you a bottle of apple juice and pats your face*

you have no idea how happy this has made me you lil crumpetmy day has brightened considerablylike the sun just got up and just shoved its fucking face up in the air and it was lovely daynow imagine that with heaps of rainbows and sunshinethat is my heart right nowyou should fee so happy you did thisi feel happy you did thisgood job

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MOD: Hey guys! There’s been a huge scramble for places in this AU, and that’s really great! But if you want to be a part of the bloodswap AU, you need to contact the creator of the AU! You have all the freedom in the world to make your own swap askblog with the same...

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theres clumps of that shit on the floor yo so yeah do my beautiful locks a favour and ask me a question huh i also need to one up karkat in questions cmon its hella important