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Ask All The Anons
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Hello, fellow Tumblr users. We are all of the Anons. If you want specificity, we are the Regular, Hater, Creepy, Sexy, Loud, Shy, and Magic Anons. It is okay that you do not know us; we do not care. When asking questions, it would be wise to specify who you are talking to.
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ask-all-the-anons-blog 13 years ago
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The Anon Drabble Time: Chapter 1 (Caution: Not Safe For Work!))
If you do not like reading yaoi, I suggest that you leave. This is Hater/Creepy.聽
An Unusual Solution
I sat in my room, on the gray laptop the other Anons bought for me. I still have to thank them for that, but, for now, I'll just stick to doing my job; thinking bad thoughts on the blogs I don't find nice and comforting. Despite this, I was focused on some of the good blogs, as I had a bad day today. Some blogs thought that me expressing my feelings were not suitable; at least I'm honest, though.
"Oh, I see you're looking at nice blogs today. What's wrong?" A voice I recognized startled me out of my chair. Creepy was standing in front of the spot where I fell, with his black tentacles made of shadows frolicking about. I rolled my eyes, as I took one of the tentacles to help me back up. Creepy didn't mind, though.聽
"Nothing. Some blogs are just being rude, because I'm honest with them." I explained to Creepy. He was the most understanding out of all of them, as unusual as that might sound. Regular Anon would just slap me, while Shy would just sit in the corner. Loud and Sexy were always too busy to care about me.
"I know something that'll make you feel better." Creepy stated, before kissing me abruptly. My eyes went wide, as I felt his soft lips touch mine. Normally, I would've pulled away if it had been any other guy, but this was Creepy; the guy I had been crushing on. A normal person wouldn't have questioned why their crush was kissing them, but I did. As soon as the kiss broke, I started to ask him.
"Creepy, how did you-"
"I found your journal one day, and read it. I should've returned it to you, but then I would've never gotten the chance to tell you I felt the same way." Creepy cut me off. For the first time, I grinned, but only a little bit. Creepy's tentacles began to surround me, undoing every button, and every zipper they could find. He was grinning, as I felt every article get looser and looser, until they all fell slowly. Soon, I was left only in my boxers, blushing at what we were about to do. The next kiss he gave me was sloppier than the last one, as his tongue explored my mouth.聽
Both of us walked towards the bed, as I got onto it,聽lying聽down on the white sheets. He leaned over me, supporting himself by putting his elbows on the bed, near my arms. I moved them, to unzip his black pants. He tilted his head, in understanding. Creepy used his tentacles to unzip the rest of his own clothing, also leaving him in only his boxers. A wave of unrest began to sweep over me, before he kissed me again. When he broke it, I asked him one more question.
"Creepy...I'm not sure..."聽
"Hater, trust me. I know what I'm doing..." Creepy explained to me in a deep, sexy voice. I felt his tentacles gently take off my boxers, revealing my member. It was only slightly hardened, as Creepy began to take off his own boxers. He was bigger than me, and I blushed at the thought of him doing the deed with me.
Creepy raised one hand, revealing his fingers in a peace sign. I nodded, allowing him to do what I thought he was doing. His tentacles raised my legs, giving Creepy a nice view of my hole. He sucked on his own fingers, before slowly entering his fingers into my hole. My face writhed in pain, before he stopped. I nodded quickly, before he continued. I felt my hole get stretched out to lengths I thought weren't possible, before he pulled them out of my hole. Creepy began to put his member inside me, stopping at the head.
"Hater, do you really want to do this?"
"Yes, Creepy...I do. I want this moment to be shared between me and you, and no one else is watching..." I said softly, before he entered me. I let out a cry of pain, before he pushed slower. He began to move inside me, as I felt my hole stretch out even more. Suddenly, I felt an extreme wave of pleasure as he hit my sweet spot. Creepy grinned at this, before hitting it harder and harder. I let out gasp after gasp of pleasure, before gripping my own cock. I pumped it slowly at first, relishing the moment. Creepy saw what I was doing, and gave me a hand by wrapping his tentacles around my length. We began to pump faster simultaneously as Creepy was pushing harder and harder into my prostate.
"Ah, Hater! I'm gonna..." Creepy let out those few words before I felt him release his cum inside me. The sensation was amazing, as I pumped as hard as I could with his tentacles following suit. It wasn't long before I released, squirting out the white hot liquid like a jet onto my chest. Both of us were tired, as Creepy took out his cock from inside me. He laid next to me, as both of us closed our eyes; but not before I let my head rest on Creepy's chest, as he ruffled my hair, as sleep overcame us.
This was an unusual solution to my dilemma, but I'm happy it turned out this way. Creepy and I are now going in our sexual relationship for five months now, and I feel better than ever. From my experience, I've learned one thing; you never know when hate will get you love
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Oh, I remember the day that Dad went off to find that little girl in the woods. Apparently, she was searching for eight pages, but ended up dead the next morning. I wonder what happened to her...
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Re~Poosssstttttt!!!!
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I feels so honered
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WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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We are the Anons of Tumblr. Thank you for looking at this. All of us really appreciate it.聽
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