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Because you’re the one who’s always on at everyone about PR.

Don't leave me on this site alone, Barton.

You're the one who decided to get back on here, Tasha

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hello nick fury how are you doing? my name is Anthony Michael Taylor and it is an honor to meet you how is the super hero buissness going?

Busy. Never a dull moment these days. 

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Bullshit.

I’ve heard enough snippets of conversation about those girls’ nights to know that there’s no shortage of chaos.

Do you like women too¿

Just because I spend most of my time hanging out with men doesn't mean I don't have female friends, too. Pepper's a lot of fun to hang out with, both with and without Morgan in tow. Then there are nights out with some of the other SHIELD ladies which are always great and definitely not chaotic at all!

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PR my ass.

dude you're like 60 what are you doing on Tumblr

60? I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

And last I checked this site doesn't have a maximum age.

(also, blame Hill.)

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dude you're like 60 what are you doing on Tumblr

60? I'm gonna take that as a compliment.

And last I checked this site doesn't have a maximum age.

(also, blame Hill.)

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Do you know where that mute asshole who shot my business associate Salvatore Leone went? I know he was a disgruntled former employee of his, I need to know where he is.

Two questions:

One, who the hell are you talking about?

Two, even if I do know, why should I tell you?

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why does the director of shield have an ask blog on tumblr

Why not?

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You're just awesome, Director Fury.

Not sure everyone shares that opinion, but thanks

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How's it going, Director?

Could be better, could be worse. No alien attacks in a while which is a plus.

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I really look up to you

Well I am 6'2

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Where is Goose right now

Quite happily curled up in the corner of the room. Spends most of the day sleeping at this point.

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Never said it did. Still doesn’t tell me who they are.

What the hell are you doing on Earth again, @ask-the-great-loki-odinson ?

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What family do you have here?

What the hell are you doing on Earth again, @ask-the-great-loki-odinson ?

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I thought Thor agreed to keep you locked up.

What the hell are you doing on Earth again, @ask-the-great-loki-odinson ?

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What the hell are you doing on Earth again, @ask-the-great-loki-odinson ?

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Very funny, Hill.

It’s going alright, Parker. Focusing on damage control at the moment.

I am not a pussycat, Romanoff.

Parker, don’t listen to her.

@ask-miss-romanoff @sarcasticpeterparker

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I am not a pussycat, Romanoff.

Parker, don’t listen to her.

@ask-miss-romanoff @sarcasticpeterparker