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Squirtle is so cute! Charmander was my first choice tho. That's the one in the center

But I played yellow the most so I had all 3~

what kind of pokémon starter would you have….. or who would you at least choose between these three

The one on the left?

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Glad I could help! Is the little guy doing ok?

Got one of my spiders stuck in a bug trap— uh.. help?- please . If anyone can.

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Is it the sticky kind?

Cover the trap and spider with flour, and then blow off the excess. It will gunk up the sticky stuff and give the spider the ability to wiggle free without getting re-stuck

Got one of my spiders stuck in a bug trap— uh.. help?- please . If anyone can.

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Yes! This! Thank you!

I hear you're anti-canon? Is it on a principle or fact basis? Do you believe there is a canon, however it isn't set in stone? Or do you believe that what is viewed as "canon" is simply a bundle of coincidences that are read too far into? Statistics skewed via bias possibly?

I should introduce myself. I'm Rya of E-2045. Spider-Haze, if you must. It's a pleasure.

Feel free to ignore my questions if you wish. It's simply a curiosity of mine. As one who doesn't believe in canon in any shape.

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Rya -- Spider-Haze -- good to meet ya.

Short answer? Canon’s a load of bollocks. Long answer? It’s a tool of control, dressed up as some natural law. They say it’s "fact," but fact don’t mean unchangeable. The so-called canon ain't some universal truth -- it's just patterns, things that happened enough times for someone to slap a label on it and call it inevitable.

But inevitability? That’s just the excuse people in power use to keep things the way they like it.

Coincidences? Bias? Yeah, you’re onto something. What people call "canon" is just selective storytelling. Survivorship bias, yeah? You only see what made it through. The ones who didn't follow the script? Their stories get cut off -- literally. So nah, I ain't anti-canon for the sake of it. I'm anti-canon ‘cause I ain't about letting some blueprint decide who lives, who dies, and who gets to be free.

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If a few neonazis disappear, I won't look into it too hard. I bet they're easy to bait too

YALL

What would you guys do if I just

Ate somebody?

That’d be crazy right

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i hope you heal from the things no one ever apologized for

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I'm glad that didn't happen to me. I like being 5'1"

How tall are you?

I am 5'5! I gained three? Inches since and probably because of the spider bite and I have gained nothing since.

Weirdly enough, this still isn't quite tall enough to see in the top shelf of the kitchen cabinets.

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ARE THEY LIKE A CLUMP OF PEOPLE LIKE FROM A JUNJI ITO!?

Somewhere out there is Spider-Men. A group of men that think they are one spider.

oh

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Public service announcement reminding every spider person to not hang the baddies upside down.

I know it's easy for us to forget, but blood pooling in the head is no laughing matter.

If you absolutely must tie someone upside down, please remember to tie their arms.... up? .... tie them so their hands are lowest, so the blood has somewhere to go besides their brain.

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RIGHT!?

@spiritarachnid

I don't know what foods taste like air. But mock strawberries taste like water. Does that count?

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They're pretty invasive all over north america so it shouldn't be too hard to find some and start a garden. Assuming your dad doesn't mind you setting up a window garden.... Mine didn't mind.... He was just really angry I installed it myself and did it "wrong".... But I can't handle him hovering while I work so....

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I don't know what foods taste like air. But mock strawberries taste like water. Does that count?

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@spiritarachnid

I don't know what foods taste like air. But mock strawberries taste like water. Does that count?

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That means I can have the jalapenos off your nachos then right?

do you want a hot pocket

depends, is it poisoned?

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Reblog if you are willing to roleplay with an ESL student

For those of you who don’t know, ESL stands for English as a Second Language.

 It has happened to me more than one time to be discriminated because my sentence structure is a bit different and since people care so much for being literate, I would like to know those who don’t really discriminate, as long as it is understandable and it doesn’t show horrible mistakes that makes it hard to read.

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REBLOG TO BE INCLUDED IN A MARVEL ROLEPLAY MASTERLIST

THE LIST CAN BE FOUND [HERE]. PLEASE INCLUDE IN THE TAGS WHAT MUSE/S YOU WRITE. ROLEPLAY BLOGS ONLY.

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reminders for today:

if you or someone you know might need it in the next few years, purchase plan b. the shelf life of plan b is 4 years, and we might not be able to access it as easily as we can now in the days ahead.

if you are larger/plus size: go online and purchase ella instead of plan b. plan b is less effective if you aren’t under 160 pounds.

if you can, purchase books that project 2025 is looking to ban.

mass deportations are starting. if you see ice vehicles or agents, yell ice raid and la migra as loud as you can.

if someone asks who you voted for, keep your mouth shut. they’re fishing for traitors.

if anyone, anyone at all asks about your neighbors or their legal status in the us, you know nothing. don’t be the reason that their family is separated.

if anyone asks about your religion or lack thereof, keep it vague. this administration will look for any excuse to persecute you.

your friends are trans or queer? for the next four years they’re not. don’t expose anyone’s status as a trans or queer person to anyone else, even if you think you can trust them.

did someone you know get an abortion? no, they didn’t. they were never pregnant.

in short, don’t be a snitch, and keep to yourself these next four years. we’ll make it through this even if it seems hopeless at times.

we can survive this. we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive again.

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Some motivational words from Miles~ 💕

remember: spider-man loves you, no matter who or what you are, or what other people, your home situation, or the government tries to say

stay strong, stay safe, stay alive 🫶 because that's exactly what they don't want you to do. because you deserve to. because you are loved.