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Hey Slappy, have you ever considered a slave to be your friend, or is that a relationship you keep purely professional? Do any of them stand out as your favorite?

I made a mistake a LONG time ago in, *gagging* befriending a slave. Some of you may have been around when I was partnered up with this scrawny loser named Jimmy O’James, but when he was around, he was everything a guy could dream of when it comes to slaves. He did everything that was told of him, didn’t fight back, and he went above and beyond in serving my hand and foot. To be completely honest with you, I was smitten. I thought this human was unlike any other, and I let my guard down to be his friend.

But do you know what HAPPENS when you let your guard down? You get attacked. You get let down. You get betrayed and abandoned. We were on-and-off don’t get me wrong, he’s left me and I’ve left him quite a few times. But we always ended up back together, for better or for worse. I thought I could trust him. I told him everything, more than I care to disclose here. And he TURNED HIS BACK ON ME. He told me I was no better than my sick freak of a brother Wally and LEFT ME, for a new better life without me.

Jimmy O’James, if you ever turn your face up in these parts ever again, I swear you’ll wish you never have met me. I hope your life is just as miserable as it was when we were together.

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What kind of music do you like? Also do you play an instrument?

Heheh, my music taste? I have a fairly diverse pool of genres I enjoy, besides some of this new age garbage being played on the radio. However, brass bands and early swing were quite popular during my time traveling from England to the states, so they'll always hold a special place in my nonexistent heart. When I'm feeling particularly nostalgic, I'll listen to some classics they played in music halls back in the day. I'm quite fond of George Grossmith when that old geez was around. As for instruments,

I know how to play piano as well, but considering my, ahem, size, they're a tad large for my taste. And keyboards have such a crude sound no matter what setting you have them at.

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Thoughts on Kankuro Of Sunhagakure , and Sasori Of The Red Sand ?

Don't know them.

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Dear Slappy, are you completely sure you want World Domination? Maybe you only wish to be loved and being hugged by friends, am I right? We could be friends and get fun in all Halloween parties, what do you say?'

Hugging? Friendship? You make me cackle. For such a good laugh, I'll be easy on you darling: I'm an evil being, through and through. The last thing I want to do is go soft and make "friends" with you meat bags. I'll stick with terrorizing children thank you very much.

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hey slappy, who is your favourite sibling?

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Now this sounds like a fun game...

TRUTH OR DARE

send my muse one question AND one dare. my muse will have to choose whether to tell the truth or accept the challenge!

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This wretched site is really testing my patience. Anon asks are now allowed (even though we had already made that available in the first place...sigh)

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your drawings are awesome dude

It's not easy being Slappy's media slave, but someone has to do it.

Also, it's really cool to see all these talented artists and creators on this platform still and it definitely motivates me to practice!

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Do you have any pets?(my hyena just had pups if not)

My slaves are enough work to take care of - pets would be nothing but a nuisance for me.

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are you friends with any of the other goosebumps monsters?

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Do you have a favorite Tv show, book, or movie? If so what is it?

These charlatans that claim to be horror writers wish they had my intellect. However, I suppose there are a few directors with enough brain cells to make entertaining movies, as I do find the Saw franchise quite thrilling...

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Looks like some of you fools can’t find the rule page so let me make this real easy for you “mobile users” to read. If you can follow simple directions, then go ahead and ask me anything ;)

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*Cooper* MURDER THE SLAVER! *many bullets*

What

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U low-key kinda cute tho ngl *honks in gay*

You wouldn't believe how many advances I have received from slaves and other small brained cretins. There's not enough of me to go around for all that!

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Hello darlings ;) my media slave was in the middle of moving into a new apartment and had to get settled before serving me, but now I can get back to answering questions. I will now be answering any questions you slaves have burning in the back of your little skulls

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If I may ask, why do you want slaves?

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what is your opinion of your siblings? do you like them or hate them? (also hi)

They're all bumbling fools