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'Least I still got a life. Idk what you smokin but it's JULY. Get yo ass outta February motherfucker.

well too bad thats all you ever did. ju-lying. remember the mailman? fuck you emily.

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And yo dick small. I had to work with 2 inches bitch. Give me some credit.

too bad i can say the same thing about yo tiddies bitch.

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Who the fuck is Shawty? Some whore you picked up?

stfu bitch yo ass is flat anyway

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Quinton...?

wait theres more then 1?

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YOU'RE DOING HEROINE AGAIN, AREN'T YOU? IT'S ME, EMILY. NOT JOHN. YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT. JOHN HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. HE FOUND YOUR SHITTY ASS ASKBLOG. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.

Oh dang shawty you like a mealody fr? ;)

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Listen up, you fat fucking depressed bitch. Rita is going to leave you. You think she's better than me and your son? YOUR OWN, BIOLOGICAL SON? FUCK YOU, CONNORS. I will beat the shit out of you.

what? do you think you can beat me? i took 5 years of tie quion doe classes. i can beat you ass and shove your dick down your throat youll be tasting blood and semen for weeks. YOU ARE NOT MY SON. YOU ARE A MISTAKE I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU ARE NOTHING. GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASKBLOG AND NEVER COME BACK? YOU HEAR? DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE GET THE FUCK OUT MY HOUSE

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Pay the fucking child support Phil.

havent paid in 12 years dont have to pay now. you either die or see yourself poor. broke bitch

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Phil where did you go? You said you’d never leave me like my dad did...

john? i thought she was on birth control

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When did you start becoming a cool dude?

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who have you started the most fights with?

PHIL: sometime’s I go a bit too far though with the fighting but nothing matters anymore also Ned has a punchable face

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What were you like as a kid?

PHIL: those were some dark times…

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Who's the 10% of women between 18 and 84 who you didn't sleep with?

PHIL: all I care about is Rita at this point.

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have you watched or listened to legally blonde?

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Phil, have you ever tried just being nice to the people of Punxsutawney? You might be less miserable that way.

PHIL: NEVER AGAIN WILL I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND-

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can we give you advice with rita and asking her out?

PHIL: fine I guess, not because i’m horrible at this but because-

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What kind of things have you been doing to try and win Rita over?

PHIL: I get a feeling i’m not doing the best job.

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Hello!!

Sorry this isn't an ask, it's the MOD. I genuinely feel horrible not updating regularly, I've been trying to keep on top of my work in school. Other than that I just, forget... to... update... don't get me wrong, I LOVE DOING THIS ITS REALLY FUN and I still have a lot of passion for it and I feel bad when I don't update it!!!!! I'm going to try to keep on schedule and improve my work!! So I'm gonna pretend the weeks,,,,(oh gosh) that have passed,,,never happened,,,,,and no,, time has passed,,,,