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okay, i will give a reasonable one this time dont lose your britches

AFO x Toga?

-⛵️

“So I tune in after some time...and this is what I hear first?”

[ Shigaraki and Toga look away from Anon and turn their attention to the screen on the wall. ]

“Is that–”

“Yeah, that's Sensei–”

“I don't know what their deal is, but they're getting significantly worse by the second.”

“My god– this is literally the first time I hear his voice and you expect us to– wow, really, I'm speechless.”

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Delivery anon! 🛵!

Let's see what's in the bag this time...ooh! Big bottle of ginger ale! What's next....yeowch! Cut myself from this pocket knife...

Here are the items! Make sure to leave a good review :D

[ Spinner and Toga look at each for a moment. ]

“You're taking that knife, aren't you?”

“There's blood on it already–”

“I knew you were gonna say that– yeah, you can have it.”

“YES!”

“And the ginger ale is going in the fridge for everyone– you already gave Shigaraki a shit ton of ginger ale and he hasn't touched it yet, he doesn't need more.”

“He hasn't touched it? Really?”

“No, I'm not sure why.”

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I prefer to stay quiet. Giran does all my supply drops for me. You've probably got dozens of bottles of mine in that bar without knowing. Me and my girls have a little 'distillery' (it's an empty warehouse we renovated to be a hideout) called the grape vine just a few towns north of here

As for my quirk, it's liquid replication. So long as I've got the liquid in my body to make a drink it comes out of my finger tips. I have to have tasted it first, though. That's an original bottle though, I don't cheap out for first impressions, it's tacky

*they look you up and down*

You have seen yourself, right? The fitted suit, the mysterious eyes, the deep, calming voice? And your heart still beats, right? So why would I care about the re animation stuff? You're you

Look, I know it's probably really hard to trust me but I honestly just wanted to flirt a little over some drinks. You're well mannered, organised and care deeply for your 'family' like I do for mine. I just wanted to shoot my shot

-🍷🍾

[ There was a moment of silence. Kurogiri looks around the room, especially at the screen on the wall, before finally speaking again. ]

[ He put his elbows on the counter to lower himself to anon's height (while seated). ]

“I hate to sound like a broken record, but this doesn't change the fact that you knowing so much about us is creepy as shit.”

“And honestly, I'm terrified to know why and how.”

“You could be a regular guy fucking with us for whatever reason, you could be some kind of eldritch horror as far as I know– which is kind of a stretch, but considering that quirks came out of nowhere all of a sudden and there's still no scientific explanation for their appearance...you know, I wouldn't be that surprised.”

“I feel like there's a lot you're not telling me– and if your quirk really is this 'liquid replication', then tell me how the fuck you randomly appeared in here.”

//OOC: Kurogiri is not fucking around– sorry but I love when he drops the good manners, canon Kurogiri REALLY needed to say fuck but couldn't, what a shame.

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Oh, well if you need any reassurance, you can ask Giran. I'm his main supplier of counterfeit alcohol and a good friend of his

If you need any reassurance that its not poisoned, I'll just... *they take a sip of wine from their glass before taking one from yours*

I'm not trying to kill any of you, or sell you out, that I can assure you of

And no way you've never been flirted with! Shut up! You're a snack!

-🍷🍾

“Strange, because Gran never mentioned you. We've been working with him for a few years.”

[ Kurogiri watches as you take a sip from both drinks. ]

“...That doesn't really make it better. If you aren't quirkless, then I don't know what your quirk does. Most people are immune to their own quirks. Take Shigaraki for example, Decay doesn't work on himself– thank god it doesn't–”

[ After your compliment, the mist on his face changed slightly...is it a good or bad thing? ]

“Since you know so much about us, you should know that I'm a dead corpse that was given life again after being heavily modified...I don't really see the 'snack' there.”

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I'm not sure if you noticed but I wasn't really trying to hide it

Does it make you uncomfortable? I'll stop if it makes you uncomfortable

//OOC: I assume this is 🍷🍾anon!

“I'm not used to it– first time, actually. It probably wouldn't make me so uncomfortable if it wasn't for the fact that you appeared in the bar out of thin air– and apparently you know all of us already (?). How could I know you're not trying to...I don't know, get a bunch of information out of us? You could be here to kill us for all I know.”

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*they pour out two glasses of wine and take a seat at the bar*

"So, do you have any hobbies, Kurogiri? Personally I enjoy reading. I've found a few good books recently if you're interested?"

-🍷🍾

[ Kurogiri stands on the other side of the bar counter. You can't see it, but he has a puzzled expression. ]

“Reading can be quite time consuming, especially if you have an important role like mine. Although, I wouldn't mind starting a book or two.”

“...”

“This basically confirms you're flirting with me, by the way.”

[ He didn't touch his glass of wine. ]

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Shigaraki I will neither confirm or deny if I'm flirting with your dad bartender

*hands Kurogiri a nice bottle of wine*

How about we have a drink here then? You deserve to have a break

-🦕✨

[ Shigaraki looks at you with a surprised expression. ]

“I was about to say something about the fact that you're flirting with him...but did you just call him my DAD?”

“Oh please–”

“This guy? My dad?”

“I can see why they might think that.”

“Yeah, but–”

“...”

“No, ok, you're right. I understand...but you're not my dad.”

“Yes, I'm not your dad. I'm not your brother either and yet you call me that.”

“Yeah...”

“...”

“Did they just give you a bottle of wine.”

“Indeed–”

“Well, I'll leave you two to it, see you later!”

[ Shigaraki walks out of the room. ]

[ Kurogiri looks at you and the bottle of wine in confusion. ]

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//OOC hey sorry this is super awkward but it's 🦕✨ anon, could I change my anon tag to 🍷🍾 instead? I came up with a character I'd like to use as my anon-sona so to speak

Ty

//OOC: sure thing buddy!

[ask-shigaraki-and-kurogiri]

well, its a crackship.

Alright, Mr. Compress x The entire LOV at one time or another?

-⛵️

“Shigaraki...I do not want to know what that means, thank you!”

“Oh, trust me, you don't want to– this guy's getting worse by the second, I swear.”

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Goddamnit dabi i thought you were my saving hope...

Shiggy, You and Miruko, Y or N.

-⛵️

🔥 “Fuck you.”

[ Dabi walked out of the hideout...just in time for Anon to ask Shigaraki his next question. ]

🧤 “...We went from 'guy that just so happens to be your best friend' to 'pro hero who could kill you with just one kick' real quick– what's your logic, anon? I'm truly curious, you got me hooked. What's the magic inside your skull that makes you ask these questions? Is it purely because you like me and it just so happens that you like Mirko too? And why do you like her anyway? A lot of people would say because of her look–...Spinner looks better, not gonna lie–”

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Heeyyyy Kurogiriii

Since you liked those cufflinks and ties I got you, how about you let me buy you a drink? I know a nice place in Tokyo you could portal us to?

-🦕✨

“...”

“Bitch, are you flirting with him?”

[ Shigaraki looks at Kurogiri with a grin. ]

“I'm wondering the same thing...”

“Hey, you could get free drinks.”

“You're right, but I'm easily recognisable. I don't think it's a good idea. Thank you for the offer, but I'm afraid I'll have to decline.”

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*sigh* ALRIGHT

DABI, are you fucking Hawks?

-⛵️

//OOC: I'm running out of things to say to you, anon. Just know that I still love and appreciate you.

[ Dabi looked at you with a disgusted expression. ]

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 'ARE YOU FUCKING HAWKS'?!– You really pulled this one out of your ass, anon. Fuck you– I never even met that fucker! Bet he's a fuckboy, have you seen how he looks? Plus he's a high ranking pro hero, he's definitely a fuckboy. Wonder how many hearts he's broken, probably as many as the number of pussies he's been in– me and Hawks, what a fucking joke.”

[ ...He took it quite well. ]

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Delivery anon (who sent the black shirt a size larger) is back! Unfortunately, the items aren't assigned to anyone...that's up for you guys to decide, then?

...uhh, who ordered a shit ton of energy drinks? Oh! This one's nice - chocolate milk from chocolate cows!

Do enjoy the new items!

Delivery anon out!

[ Everyone gathered around the bar counter. ]

🧤 “Alright guys, who are these for?”

💉 “I don't know, but I really want that chocolate milk.”

🌀 “I do not suggest you drink the whole bottle, if that's what you were planning. You can take a glass and store the rest in the fridge.”

💉 “Fine, but I'll write my name on the bottle!”

🔥 “So greedy, what about your starving allies?”

💉 “I don't see you starving.”

🪄 “Alright, that's enough. Toga takes the chocolate milk, what about the rest?”

🧤 “Spinner?”

🦎 “Thought those were for you.”

🧤 “I've got some already, but if you insist.”

🌀 “Don't you dare.”

🧤 “Ok, mom, whatever you say.”

🌀 “Good– you better listen to me, little shit– Spinner, please take them.”

🧤 “WOW– what's wrong with you today, bitch?”

🌀 “I just care about you SO much, I NEED to make sure you don't drink too many of those. Is this a valid excuse, little shit?”

[ Shigaraki and Kurogiri keep joke-fighting. ]

🧲 “...So, you take them, Spinner?”

🦎 “I suppose. Want some?”

🧲 “Sure, thanks.”

🦎 “Hey Twice, catch!”

[ Spinner throws one of the cans at Twice. Twice catches it a few inches from his face. ]

👥 “Thanks man! But warn me a bit earlier next time.” – “you need to work on your aim!”

🦎 “I will, sorry.”

//OOC: Shigaraki and Kurogiri's relationship means so much to me, I needed to write that-

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When will I get another gun?

-💨🧪( @must4rdmha )

“When we'll have one to give you–”

“I have one right here.”

[ Kurogiri offers you a new gun and ammo. ]

“That was fast.”

“I had a feeling we'd see him again.”

“Mustard it's your lucky day– Kurogiri, how does it feel to give a gun to a 14 year old?”

“Horrible.”

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*gives Shigaraki an eraserhead pyjama set (shorts and a tank top) and an all might plushie*

Eraserhead stuff is for you to actually keep, all might plushie is for you to destroy. Maybe douse it in the other anon's whiskey and then set it on site, then decay the rest? Idk man, do whatever, just stay iconic

*gives Kurogiri a silk tie and some cufflinks*

For the classiest evil bartender I know of :)

-🦕✨

[ Shigaraki looked at the pyjama set in confusion. ]

“Did it need to be a 'themed' pyjama set? I guess Eraserhead is better than most heroes, but he's still a hero– and I'll stay iconic, don't worry.”

[ Shigaraki turns to look at Kurogiri. He can't see his face, but by the shape of his 'eyes' he can guess he doesn't have a happy expression. ]

[ Before he can say anything else, the All Might plush appears in his hands. ]

“Oh fuck–”

“It's kinda ugly.”

“Yeah, you're right.”

[ Shigaraki decays the plush...and the pyjama set? ]

“Problem solved.”

“Thank you for saving my eyes.”

“I couldn't just stand there and let that thing exist any longer. But jokes aside, they really did All Might dirty with that plush, I don't like him at all but come on, it was hideous.”

[ Suddenly Kurogiri receives the silk tie and the new cufflinks. ]

“...”

“...”

“Is this what you've been feeling all this time whenever I spoil you rotten?”

“Wow, I know you're not calling me a spoiled brat.”

“I never said 'brat'. But sometimes I do spoil you just a bit too much.”

“I have no words–”

[ask-shigaraki-and-kurogiri]

so, Shiggy, Spinner, are you two fucking

(same guy from the Garakiforone ask)

-⛵️

//OOC: ⛵anon, you are a menace and I love you.

“Fuck, this guy again.”

“What the fuck did he just say?–”

“Yeah, he's the guy I told you about.”

“That's actually him?”

“I'd recognise that face anywhere, especially after that.”

[ Shigaraki and Spinner stayed quiet for a moment, looking at each other before remembering what Anon asked. ]

“And no, we're not fucking–”

“Why do you care anyway?”

“Yeah, how does that affect you? Are you going to catch on fire if we do or something?”

“...That would be kinda sick actually.”

“FUCKING?!”

“NO! I MEANT ANON CATCHING ON FIRE! I don't like these questions!”

“...”

“...”

[ Spinner looked at Shigaraki with a smile– or was it a grin? ]

“Shigaraki, is there something you need to tell me?”

“Oh, fuck off!”

[ Shigaraki walked out of the room and tried to hide a smile while they flipped each other off. ]

//OOC: I know that before the PLF arc they aren't super close, but this is my blog and I get to do whatever I want *throws glass of whiskey from the previous anon against the wall for dramatic effect*

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*gives whiskey to Shigaraki*

....

Are you a Miku fan...

Is all for one miku?

-to Shigaraki

[ Shigaraki holds the whiskey in his right hand, but doesn't drink it. ]

“I wouldn't necessarily call myself a Miku fan – I don't know much about Vocaloid – but she's cool. Pretty sure I've got a few songs in my playlist.”

[ He turns his attention to his drink. He then looks at Kurogiri behind the bar counter. ]

“What do you think?”

[ He gives him the drink. ]

[ Kurogiri takes a sip. He puts the drink down and takes a bottle of whiskey from behind the counter. ]

“I suggest you drink this instead. It's higher quality.”

“Sounds expensive. Stole it?”

“Like most drinks we have.”

“Pour me a glass.”

“...”

“Wait– anon– what do you mean 'is All For One Miku'? Did you hit your head or something? Or did you have too much of that cheap whiskey?”