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((i got  a tablet so now i can art without murdering my computer. anyway i sold my soul so you can have at the fanservice asks  Shinjukunojoho is non-ship so i can get my canon preferences there.))

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Celty, would you mind delivering some product for me?

I suppose I’ll need to actually track down the courier, after this.. 

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((late, very sorry, was on a bus and then had to get ready for pesach and I just.. yeah. so I’ll be starting this now.))

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If you could just kill Shizu-chan any way you want, how would you like him to die?

I’d have an angry mob hunt him down and destroy him like the monster he is.

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((My hand slipped.))

((mafia-and-coloring-books calls me chareidi Izaya so this happened.))

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mafia-and-coloring-books replied to your photo:((mafia-and-coloring-books calls me chareidi Izaya...

SMOKING IN THE BEIT MIDRASH WHAT

((The rosh initially told him no but then he threw the table so he compromised.))

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mafia-and-coloring-books:

#REBBE IZAYA I HAVE A KASHEH#AND I ALSO HAVE A SHYLEH#WHAAAAAAAAAT DO YOU DOOOOO#*jerking thumb motions*#WHEN YOU TEEEEELL A GUUUUUY#TO STAY OUT OF IKEBUKURO#BUT EVEN THOUGH YOU GAAAAAVE HIM HASRUH'UHHHHHH#HE STILL COMES INTO IKEBUKURO

((omg the tags. I read it in chavrusa tune while shuckling.))

((mafia-and-coloring-books calls me chareidi Izaya so this happened.))

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((mafia-and-coloring-books calls me chareidi Izaya so this happened.))

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shizu-chan what’s going on, I don’t understand why you’re doing these things. First you force me to have a platonic sleepover with you and then ou set me on fire... Remember when you would chase me around throwing vending machines and I would pay a truck driver to hit you? Can’t we go back to that?

Have you had sex with Izaya yet?

yes of COURSE I have i mean who doesnt love fucKING their worst enemy? so here is a some doodles i did of us getting sexy 

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*The deadline for your decision will be March 16th, 2015. *

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I don’t see what you mean.

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what's the best dream you had?

 Celty-san let me borrow her bike for a bit and I drove circles around Shizuchan until he threw a vending machine at me.

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I hope you get killed, trash King.

It’s a long one, and the beast bartender is at the front of it. Good luck.

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Kiss shizuo or else

I'm not into beastiality

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why did u make everyone go against each other and how did u do that?

Because I love to watch people in all kinds of situations, but especially in particularly helpless ones. I like to try and figure out what they’ll do… On top of that, I have a secret further agenda~.

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izaya have you ever tried poisoning shizuo?

Besides, it’s fun to mess with him. Someone else will kill him eventually, he is a monster after all.

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Haha you didn't get invited to the hotpot party

Those bastards are still going to pay, though.