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How was your Valentine's Day Tobey?

Average. I don’t care for that sort of thing. Romance.

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Which hero would you face with wordgirl or kid math?

kid Math is easier to defeat, hoewever WordGirl is much more fun to fight. So I’d say WordGirl, although I’d rather not fight any of them. I’d rather they let me do my thing.

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How was the new year

It was fine. Nothing special, really. Stayed home and watched the fireworks with Mother.

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Because you like the wordgirl and don't deny it to me, I know you love her, I know it because of how you look at them, the stuttering, how red you turn.By the way, I am a girl who likes to see all types of open romances. I am not going to judge you and you are lucky to find among all the girls in the universe a little star that illuminates your life.

I do not have a crush on WordGirl. You are confusing anger and hated for love.

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Tobey, you are so sweet and great, I wish I were your new mother, the problem is that I don't know what it is, but it's worth dreaming.

Thank you, I think.

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Why do you think that Becky is the wordgirl? If you don't like Becky, she is your school rival and the whole city knows your crush on wordgirl.So if you think she's a wordgirl that means you like Becky.

Oh, please. I don’t REALLY think Becky is WordGirl, of course not. But her reactions to my accusations are, shall we say, entertaining.

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Do you like fnaf, if so, what is your favorite animatronic?

I don’t enjoy that franchise, no.

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Tobey who do you prefer more than Becky or the wordgirl?

Why on Earth would. I prefer Becky over WordGirl?

Becky is a know-it-all and she always tries to one-up me in class. She may have similarities to WordGirl (I really ought to make a list), but she is not on the same level as me.

WordGirl, however, is on my level of intelligence. We both have a vast vocabulary, and I’m sure she’s secretly interested in my genius.

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He doesn't think about leaving villainy and starting a family

Why would I leave villainy? And, family? I’m fifteen. Why would I start a family at 15?

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Which villains did you like and which ones did you not get along with?

Seeing as we’re villains, we have on and offs. Typically I try to avoid team-ups. They hinder my robotic abilities.

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What is your favorite tea, mine is lemon and red fruits

I'm aware this is going to make me sound 'basic' (for lack of better term) but I am rather fond of honey lemon tea. (It's also the one my mother buys the most.)

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The chocolate in the shape of a human heart did Victoria see how the superheroine received attention and she had to ruin it and the worst thing was she had the nerve to blame scoops so they would hate wordgirl

That is a better question for Victoria, I believe. I can't tell you why she did that, as I'm very obviously not her.

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Tobey, the gift you want to give to wordgirl a long time ago, scoop, I didn't take it, it was Victoria's fault that it seemed like I took it, and Violet likes it.

I'm not sure I understand what you're asking, my apologies.

I think this is about the valentine dron fifth grade, the one shaped like a human heart that Victoria swapped?

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Dear old lady in Walmart,

Stop hitting my foot with your stroller, I don't control how long the line is!

Sincerely,

Theodore McCallister iii

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I am very angry with your drama teacher for not letting you audition your lines for the character of Romeo. I want to talk to him seriously.

I hate you, theater teacher (Tobey holds me so I don't kill the teacher) Troy is going to burn, leave me, I want him to suffer.

What, back from fifth grade? Honestly I'm not too disappointed. I was admittedly much more of a nuisance, both in and out of class. It was five years ago, I'm over it by now.

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Sometimes I would like to have a child like you, Tobey, sometimes I would like to be your mother, talented, adorable beings and I would like to support you in things 🤗😻🫠🥹🫶

Thank you. I'm not quite sure how to respond to that.

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Ask Tobey how to be so talented with engineering, I bet a lot of girls will say the word about you.

While I doubt anyone could match my robotic abilities, I'd say finding books on engineering and robotics, watching videos, or simply experimenting when building robots.