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did chilchuck like die

OOC: honestly i’m not sure if i wanna come back to this yet. most of the asks i was getting were either the same bit over and over, or terrible harmful ones like the last post that i just don’t wanna deal with. plus i can’t find the nibs for my pen so i can’t even photoshop to keep things fun right now.

i’m still holding onto the blog in case i change my mind and decide i can handle it again, but for now i’m sticking to private rp on my server where i can vet who i’m doing rp with. it’s been a much better experience for me, at least.

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Do you ever imagine Santa Claus getting ripped apart by a pack of wild dogs? Just really dragged out of his sleigh and they're just biting at him and he's screaming and screaming. A Christmas elf is perched on top of Santa's magic Sack of cryptic goodies and does nothing.

hey this is op here, not chilchuck. i have said SO many times that i’m not comfortable with extreme violence. both in my rules and repeatedly in my ooc posts. i can’t handle this kind of imagery. i just can’t. i’m going on hiatus, and it’s because of this ask and the similar ones i’ve gotten. i’ll come back on christmas to post those ones if i have time, but i don’t know if i can take this kind of stuff anymore. this was supposed to be fun. it’s not anymore. thanks.

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I'm an orphan

-the anon who threw up Mr Chilchuck

That’s no excuse. In fact, it’s all the better you learn how to take care of yourself then. Go clean it up.

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Fun fact: There's multiple varieties of mimics; they're not all like hermit crabs. Some actually change shape into other objects

Yeah, I know. And every last one of ‘em’s a real pain in the ass.

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"Why are you so gender?" = I find the way you present yourself reminiscent of the way I would like to present myself, and I find this affirming.

Oh, I see. Not sure what about me makes them feel that way, but alright then. Thank you for the explanation.

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what;s it like being so gender

I have no idea what you mean by that…

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Sir Mr. Chilchuck Sir , since you are in some what an old age, I want to ask you. In which one do you see more value, in the journey or in the destination?

That really depends on what the journey is and why. Both of them have value in their own rights. I think people put too much stock in one or the other. You need both, and that makes them equally important if you ask me.

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Poof, ur now bald ✨ how do you feel Baldchuck

One of the scrolls he was given earlier activates on its own, bouncing the spell back at you. You are now bald.

Please stop doing that, it’s only funny to you.

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Hi Chilchuck! how are you doing? Flower for you?

Oh, uh, thank you? You didn’t have to do that though- How did you know what my favorites were…?

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Ever picked up a cursed magic item? (And, unrelated, how do I take off this cool pendant I found?)

The only way to take off a cursed item is to have the curse removed. Depending on how strong the curse is, you might need a really powerful mage to do it, and they don’t come cheap. Good luck.

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Hello, young one. This is my first "ask" and I feel I must clarify who I am.

I have lived millenia, and hold secrets no other being could fathom.

All that aside I have a story, legend even. There lived a man, half dwarf and half human (tallman). While posessing massive talent to earth-based magic, he aspired towards fire, which he had no talent for. Through hard work, dedication, and a little bit of love, in his final battle he rose from his watery grave to-be with flames that burnt hotter than the sun itself in order to save his brother. This tale is to immortalize "The True Pheonix," Heracles.

-🔮 The Oracle

Why was he fighting in the first place? And on the water? I think I’m missing too much to get this one…

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i hope you have a good day:)

Hey, thanks! You too!

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You're probably on the naughty list again huh

I am 30 years old. Santa doesn’t leave things for adults. It’s too expensive…

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You should be allowed to say like 1 slur of your choosing daily. for putting up with the bullshit

I don’t want to say a slur…? Why would anyone wanna do that?

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How do you like it in tallmen cities? Is it hard to open doors?

Everything’s way too big and way too loud. Nothings made with us in mind. Even “Half Foot friendly” establishments tend to be more of a haste than they wanna be. If it’s not Half Foot owned, it’s gonna be a pain.

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Christmas! Just a week away!

Oh, you’re right. Didn’t realize so much time had passed already. Good thing all my shopping is done…

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you've never listened to poker face? here, take this. *i hand chilchuck a phone with spotify opened* (btw thats my phone so once you're done i need it back-)

He listens to the song, and gives you your phone back.

It’s alright, but not really my kind of music. Thanks, though.