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WE GOT ROBBED 😭

Why does Birdie have fangs in the animated street fighter series?

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I’m listening

Hold on.

Consider this.

Birdie with vitiligo.

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BELLY RUBS FOR A SICK BIRD(IE)

It was a quiet evening. An evening that most would be peaceful but to Eagle it was too quiet. The kind of quiet that made you think that something bad was about to happen. Eagle sat in his chair alone with his thoughts when suddenly he heard the sound of someone moaning in pain.

He jumped out of his chair and ran up the stairs. Knowing just who exactly is making that noise.”Wha’ did you do this time?” Said Eagle as he walked down the hall to which he was answered with a small groan. He made it to a door and knocked on it.

“Are you alright mate?” Eagle asked as he knocked on the door. He was answered by yet another loud moan. Eagle gently opened the door and was greeted by a huge mess of dirty dishes and trash everywhere.

A mountain of empty beer cans sat in the corner of the room. Bones that were once covered in greasy meat were scattered around everywhere.

To say that it was a bit of a mess was an understatement. In the middle of the mess was Birdie sitting on his bedroom floor. Looking quite green around the gills.

“Ugh…..Oooooohhhh………eagle……..you’ve go' to help ,e…………my belly’s aching so much!” Wailed Birdie as Eagle came closer to him. He could hear a bubbling noise coming from his belly.

“Well firs' of all, did you ea' all that?” Asked Eagle as Birdie let out a monstrous belch. “Of course I did! you thinky i would le' all this grub go to woste?” Birdie boasted before letting out another groan of pain.

“Ugh my belly is really sore!” He then said as Eagle sighed and shook his head. “Of course it’s sore, you’ve eaten woy too much rubbishy for you to be able to handle!” Eagle scolded as Birdie pouted slightly.

He knew his habits of eating lots of food but he never thought that it would go this far. Eagle sighed and began to clean up Birdie’s messy room.

Throwing away the trash and bringing the dishes to the sink. He then made Birdie’s bed and helped him get on it.

As Birdie layed there Eagle grabbed a chair and moved it closer to the bed. He felt his stomach being touched. Eagle pressed his hand against Birdie’s sore belly and began to rub it in gentle circles.

“doessy tha' feel better?” Asked Eagle as Birdie whimpered in pain. “A-a little I-I guess?” Answered Birdie as he felt Eagle’s hands massage his bloated gut. Eagle continued to do so until Birdie had drifted off to sleep. He quickly kissed him goodnight before turning off the lights. (the end)

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YES

Ok consider: Birdie with stretch marks

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It’s getting a bit fruitatious, to be honest with you, Alba.

Albatross: And now for a gay update with Birdie and Eagle.

Birdie: Getting gayer.

Albatross: Thank you, Birdie.

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Yeah

Will you listen to any of there songs?

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He little stomp

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Oh! Well, they all look quite nice!

Full nest siblings redesign

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So, I have another oc

Nyx Herrscherin!

She is Noctuas aunt. She taught her how to be an assassin, and how to use a blade…and several other deadly weapons. Nyx doesn’t take anyone’s nonsense, and is very cruel, but not to Noctua, she is actually very forgiving. I’m still sort of developing her, so, I’m just gonna leave it at this.

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Ah

Thanks for the translation!

Albatross:”So you’re karin kanzuki 'uh? geez when i was 'old 'ha' you were super rich, i 'hough' 'hey were kidding!”

Karin(looking over at Birdie):”you know her?”

Birdie:”I thinky my husband sen' her here!”

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Albatross:”So you’re karin kanzuki 'uh? geez when i was 'old 'ha' you were super rich, i 'hough' 'hey were kidding!”

Karin(looking over at Birdie):”you know her?”

Birdie:”I thinky my husband sen' her here!”

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If I find someone shipping them I swear to god I will crush them beneath my foot.

Fun fact:

Albatross is to Eagle as Sakura is to Ryu or R.Mika is to Zangief.

Albatross is a teenager while Eagle is a grown man.

Albatross is a butch lesbian while Eagle is gay.

Albatross was adopted by Eagle (and Birdie by some extant.)

So if you are a creep who decides to ship Albatross x Eagle.

I have a word for you.

DON’T!

Don’t ever EVER ship them!

Never ever ever!

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PFFFT-

Birdie:”that's a bit cringe innit bruv!”

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Birdie:”Oi! i keep trying to sneak around bu' i’m too dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the people in shadaloo!”

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I think he has it glued to his head or something…I’ve never seen it get taken off!

F.A.N.G:”for the last time! You are not eating lord bison’s hat!”

Birdie:”Heck you, i do whatever i bloody like!”

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It never stops!

Baby Kyoko:”piggy, piggy, piggy!”

Birdie:”oi! Stop calling me that! My name is Birdie! Say it like this. Bird-ie, now you try it!”

Baby Kyoko:”buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh…”

Birdie:”go on you got it!”

Baby Kyoko:”piggy!”

Birdie(facepalming):”I can’t STAND this brat!”

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And I have never been one!

Eagle: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Birdie: What's that?

Eagle: You've never had leftovers???

Birdie: No, because I'm not a quitter.