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I just want to earn an honest living, for crying out loud.

A total of EIGHT HOURS of work over TWO WEEKS. Great. Same old situation. I'm asking everyone else to pray for me to find work because whenever I pray, I get the same old schizophrenic bullcrap that makes me think God wants me to actually do something productive with my life and we all know that's not true. So, yeah. Work. Wage slavery. Pray I get it because I legitimately have no idea where I'm going to find what I need anymore.

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When the internet suddenly becomes obsessed with a character who's practically identical to one you've been drawing for over a decade:

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If you haven't watched The Day the Earth Blew Up yet, then you're what's wrong with society.

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I came out of semi-retirement to draw Zephyr Breeze for this strip. Don't get used to it. Or do. I honestly don't know at the moment.

-FractiousLemon

And if you want your OWN tiny, sexy Rainbow Dash or any other pony, you can commission Zephyr Breeze! (aka me, TheFireMermaid. Please, I'm desperate.) Seriously though, if you want to commission me for some art, please feel free to contact me directly and we can discuss things! <3 ———————————————

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GO TO THE NEW BLOG! FOLLOW IT RIGHT NOW! WHY AREN'T YOU FOLLOWING IT? WE WILL LITERALLY NEVER POST HERE AGAIN SO IT MAKES NO POINT FOR YOU TO KEEP FOLLOWING THIS ONE IF YOU WANT NEW CONTENT! CLICK ON THE LINK AND FOLLOW THE BLOG! WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID OR SOMETHING? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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book

That's right! The first year of Sales for nOObs is finally out in book form! Every strip has commentary from the creators and there's even a FIVE-PAGE BONUS CHRISTMAS STORY at the end! So what are you waiting for? Be the first kid on your block to own your very own copy of Sales for nOObs: Late with a Biscuit!

(Yes, this is seriously a real book. Treat yourself and buy it today. Better yet, treat your friends and buy copies for all of them!)

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THIS BLOG IS DEAD

I work two jobs. Anything artistic is essentially a third job for which I don’t get paid and I don’t have the mental or physical energy for that. So I’m leaving for more financially rewarding endeavors. I’ll return whenever I miraculously gain the power to pull a month’s wages out of my keister. So, never.

It was very fun while it lasted. Making my comics on Tumblr gave me some of the happiest moments of my life. Good bye.

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Have another Let’s Play video because that’s all you’re going to get from me anymore until such time as I miraculously gain an independently wealthy benefactor for my other creations.

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I may make Cube versions of Vaude and Dolores....

If I do im sorry if there bad quality

I have three rules about fan art.

Rule #1: You should never have to ask permission to make fan art. It doesn't need to be officially sanctioned by the original creator. That's the whole point of fan art. Have all the fun you want drawing whatever you want, even if it's... "questionable."

Rule #2: You're required to show it to me afterward. I am always amused by it. Especially if it's... "questionable."

Rule #3: There is no Rule #3.

--FractiousLemon

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Here’s the big crossover strip what took me an’ @askalbinopie​ two weeks ta make? Three? Aw, heck, I don’t remember. Fact is, a lotta work went into it, so I hope ya’s enjoy it. Now git out there an’ knock ‘em dead, kid!

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More video shenanigans until the next comic drops.

--FractiousLemon

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Do you have this month’s exclusive Patreon merch? Do ya? Huh? Well do ya? There’s only way to get it, you know! And I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t want to go through my life without a picture of a furiously obese Pikachu slapped on myself! Nosirree!

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Sendin’ out some positive vibes this Thursday while working on a big post.

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Anyone who pronounces the phrase “my heart will go on and on” as “my hyart will go orn and orrrrrnnnn...” should be drug into the street and shot.

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I’m sleeping upside down in your closet 💤

Yep. Nothin gets passed this door but me.