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MC:*Hanging with the other brothers*

Mammon: Lucifer how are you okay with MC doing this?? They're half naked! It makes everyone look bad!!

Lucifer done with his shit: Mammon who let you back in the house?

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How you become the demon brothers friend

𝑳𝒖𝒄𝒊𝒇𝒆𝒓 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓 (𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑰 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒊𝒕

You usually hung out with Mammon or Asmo but today you hung out with Lucifer, He didn't think much of it at first. You usually annoyed him with questions and stuff about random shit, Today you were afraid he didn't wanna be your friend so you decided to ask him "Luci..fer?" You squeaked out terrified you annoyed him, He groaned "Yes Y/N?" He asked in his somber voice. You smiled "Are we..friends?" You asked and he looked quite shocked "Yeah we are I mean if we weren't I would've fed you to Cerberus by now" He chuckled

𝑴𝒂𝒎𝒎𝒐𝒏

You and Mammon were pretty close, You both never left eachothers side. He had hidden feelings for you but he didn't wanna admit it, You felt like he didn't truly wanna be your friend so you decided to ask him "Mammon..?" You tapped his shoulder and he flung around with his usual grin. "Whats up Y/N?" He said with a pink tint to his face "Are we friends..?" As soon as you asked that you were pulled into a tight hug "Yes we are! I don't hang out with no good idiots Ya know!?" He laughed and gave a goofy grin.

𝑳𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏

You and Levi were pretty close, You watched Anime together and played games together. He was like your best friend (To Mammons Dismay) And you adored him, You wanted to know if he was your friend so you thought 'why not go up to his door?' And you left Belphie asleep on the couch and went to Levi's door and knocked "Levi..?" Your somber tone made him yell "Who is it!?" And you jolted slightly "Y/N!" And with that a shuffle was heard and he flung you into his room "I don't want my brothers knowing I hang out with a normie!" He said with a giggle "Anyway! Whaddya want Y/N?" He said as he ruffled your hair (assuming your short) "Are we..Friends?" With that he pulled you into a tight hug "Yes we are..Your my best friend Y/N!" He said "Why..? Do you not think we're friends?" He asked and looked sad "No no! I was just thinking you hated me!" He then lit up "Well then tell yourself that Leviachan doesn't hate you! Wanna watch Anime together?" He asked with a smile "Sure!" You said and giggled "Oooh how about F/A (favourite Anime) I know you like it!" He said and you lit up "Yes! I love A/P's battle against A/V!" (A/P: Anime Protagonist and A/V anime villian) You said with a giggle.

𝑺𝒂𝒕𝒂𝒏

You and Satan usually hung out together, He was your favourite brother and you honestly loved him secretly but never told a soul. You and him were in the library when you let your thoughts slip "I wonder if Satan really is my friend.." You asked aloud and Satan heard "Y/N we are friends. What makes you think otherwise?" He asked with a sad tone, You walked up to him "Just.. Anxiety" you said as he nodded "Humans get that a lot don't they?" You nodded and he smiled "Well wanna read F/B? (favourite book not Facebook) you can sit on my lap if you'd like" He offered with a blush tinting his cheeks, You nodded and sat on his lap with a small smile and soon you fell asleep on his lap. (Mammon yells and kicks door down like "BITCH GIMME Y/N OR I WILL KILL YOU")

𝑨𝒔𝒎𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒖𝒔 (𝒎𝒆! :𝑫)

Asmo and you usually hung out together spreading gossip or doing mini fashion shoots, You and him were pretty close. He knew every way to make Mammon Jealous while with you, He knew just by kissing your neck all of them would be jealous. (Yes even Belphie now shhh) You felt like he wasn't your friend so you knocked on his door "Asmo dear..?" You asked as he smiled on the other side "Y/N doll! Come in Come in!" He said while beckoning you inside. He was laying on his bed Gossip girl style "Whats wrong darling?" He asked as you sat next to him laying your head on his lap "Are we friends?" You asked and he pulled you up to face him "We are love! What makes you think otherwise?" He asked quite concerned "Oh just..my Anxiety.." You said as he kissed you on the cheek "Doll your my best friend! Don't ever forget that!"

𝑩𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒛𝒆𝒃𝒖𝒃 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑩𝒆𝒍𝒑𝒉𝒆𝒈𝒐𝒓

You Beel and Belphie were close, Extremely close. You'd raid the fridge with Beel and nap with Belphie, You'd be the one to comfort them when they cry about Lilith. You'd be the one to take their punishments from Lucifer for them, You felt like they didn't care about you truly so you asked them "Are we..friends?" Your voice sounded somber and sad, They tackled you into a hug and said at the same time "We are friends Y/N!!" You felt relieved

A/N: sorry if this isn't canon I just can't write canon anything. I legit cannot

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Mammon:*does literally anything*

the 6 other brothers: oh no its retarded

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Beel: LUCIFER MAMMON BURNT THE KITCHEN DOWN

Lucifer: WAIT MAAAAMMMMOOOONNNN

Mammon doesn't come

MC: Yo I've got this ahem *clears throat* MAMMON COME I'M GETTING LONELY HAVE MONEY AND AM IN DANGER

*Mammon busts the door down in his demon form* WHO SUMMONED ME

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Asmo: Bonjour amour ~

Mammon:I don't speak Despacito

Levi:I DONT SPEAK DESPACITO!?

Mammon:I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED

Lucifer:*walks into room* 1 that's french 2 ITS SPANISH!