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Valorant Text Post Memes Volume 26

Made by me with jokes from myself and some good friends. As such, it covers our headcanons and ships. No hate towards other ships (I’m a multishipper myself), but these are just ones I enjoy and chose to feature in these memes, yada yada. No shipping discourse on a funny meme post pls

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Uhh yeah I'm just gonna leave this for the cysova nation

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Hello I made this his name is Fuji

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valorant is getting people to install via their canon lesbian pairing nanobomb (raze/killjoy) and I just need to say DON'T INSTALL VALORANT OH MY GOD DO NOT INSTALL VALORANT???

YOU! DO YOU ENJOY BEING HAPPY? YES? DON'T DOWNLOAD VALORANT

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I feel like nobody is talking about this specific scene guys look at her. Look at LUCIA. She’s literally a baby. We barely have anything about her pleaseeee please please can we talk about herrrr. 😓🙏🏼

She’s in this state because during the first light, the concentrated(?) radianite around her and Reyna was too much for her body to handle… the way radiants are made is being exposed to large quantities of radianite, the more radianite the stronger the radiant. Valorant already recruits the strongest there are, Reyna being one of the strongest there both with her abilities and without(?). I can only imagine the amount they were both exposed to, and how weak Lucia’s body already was. She’s obviously a child so that’s probably a large factor- but Mary and Phoenix were together for the first light and (as far as we know) Mary wasn’t effected the same as Lucia- they looked around the same age, if not Mary was younger. Lucia’s body had to have already been weak, she fainted just from exposure

My guess is something like childhood cancer or some other illness / disease / syndrome that heavily impacted her immune system and overall strength. Or maybe she’s just naturally weak to radianite? It wouldn’t be surprising if there’s many other people like her, if it were a know phenomenon that effected many. It’s explored in other franchises, a sickness caused by nonresidence to a newly introduced power source. But maybe that’s just a given and I’m late to the Lucia lore party..

Is it obvious she’s my favorite character, overall and lore wise, yet? Guys I love Lucia. Maybe that’s cause I see what little we know about her in myself.. 😓

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It peeves me a little bit when people are upset Killjoy and Raze didn’t properly kiss in this cinematic. Guys she was just brought back from the dead, ofc Raze isn’t going to kiss her on the lips because she’s heaving in as much air as she can! I want them to kiss and be lovey dovey and have a raunchy sex scene with no censorship too but this cinematic is not the time for it 😔😭

That being said Riot please give us Nanobomb cinematic for pride please I beg pleaseeeeee pretty please give us sebian lex for pride 😢🙏🏼

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Somebody just insta locked fade… I thought I was safe bro wtf 💔

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This song actually killed me. It will be the only thing out of my mouth for the next three days. I will have the lyrics memorized by midnight tomorrow. It will be on repeat and in all my playlists. I will be singing it nonstop at the dead of night.

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This is so real

How I feel logging in Valorant for the first time in 2 months just to get the pride goodies and immediately leave

They really said they'll implement replay system when I left for good, y'all should be thankful to me fr💅

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i hate when i, a completely healthy person (very chronically ill), get sick (flare up) for no reason at all (i exerted myself way past my limit just cuz i didn’t wanna be “annoying”)

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Yall should get into the lore of valorant like you dont have to play it but just watch stuff about the lore cuz holy shit the new mv shows so much new lore and I’m crying and it’s perfection and it feels like there isn’t any glaring plot holes and it feels clean and I love it so much

I’m rambling

Watch valorant lore recaps or don’t I can’t do anything

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If I had a nickel for every person in the vp with trauma registering their sister id have at least three nickels, oh my god riot let the siblings be happy please 😭🙏🏼

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Brim isn’t beating the “in love with Tariq” allegations anytime soon LMFAO

Also the parallels here make me so sad 😔 I think Brim lifted the no dating rule cause he knows what it’s like to lose somebody to soon 😓

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Oh so this actually killed me I’m not okay the lore implications are driving me nuts and not enough people are talking about it

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For redemption - Jamie/phoenix and Mary

For family - Lucia and Reyna

For remembrance - Brimstone and Tariq

For love - Raze and Killjoy

WHAT is happening in the Valorant lore community next thing we know it’s going to be about something and her missing “him” istg 😭🙏🏼

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HELLOOO WHAT IS HAPPENING???

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Chat is this awesome sauce or not