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I love the hc of the hunting dogs all being kinda addicted to painkillers, but have you considered that their bodies have built up an immunity so they’re just on higher and higher doses?

You’re a random mafia grunt minding your business and you ask Tachihara for some Advil and then next thing you know, you wake up a week later bc it’s like military grade horse tranquilizers or some shit

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I need more of Tachihara being just slightly off. Like, he’s just a little bit too good with a gun, or his footsteps are just a little too quiet. You talk to him about something and then later look back and realize that you didn’t get any actual answers. Even his personality seems like the perfect stereotype of a young mafia member. Everything about him is just a little bit too perfect if you squint. Not enough for anyone to realize he’s a spy, but enough that you would definitely be a bit suspicious of him.

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hey ! i'm opening writing commissions for the first time, so if you're interested in my work, they're open ! it'd be really helpful considering i don't exactly have a lot of money to my name right now and i'd love to get through this year of college without overextending money i don't have :]

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i forgor huw to draw

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I hope Fyodor is in Nikolai's body now and that he's forced to experience Nikolai's love for him in such a way that he can't escape because he's joined them irrevocably. I hope it does something deranged to his psyche to parasitically gorge himself on someone who had, with utter, grief-stricken sincerity, mourned him.

I hope Fyodor drowns in the horrifying waves of intimacy as he subsumes the only person who didn't need a lobotomy to adore him.

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[ID: Two panels from the BSD manga. The first shows Fyodor, clear eyed with an open expression, asking "What year is it?". The second shows Dazai looking down at "Fyodor's" corpse, saying "Then who the hell is this?" End ID.]

You guys. You GUYS. I feel so vindicated - it was significant!

And also I'm bringing this potential reference back because I forgot about it until right now.

[ID: Part of a white book cover. The author is Dostoevsky. The title is The Double. End ID.]

"Constantly rebuffed from the social circles he aspires to frequent, the timid clerk Golyadkin is confronted by the sudden appearance of his double, a more brazen, confident and socially successful version of himself, who abuses and victimizes the original. As he is increasingly persecuted, Golyadkin finds his social, romantic and professional life unravelling, in a spiral that leads to a catastrophic denouement."

"One critic wrote that The Double's main idea is that "the human will in its search for total freedom of expression becomes a self-destructive impulse"."

[ID: A screenshot of a paragraph from The Double's wikipedia page. The sections of note are highlighted: "The Double is the most Gogolesque of Dostoevsky's works", "a parody of "The Overcoat"", "Dostoevsky alters and wholly repeats Gogol's phrases". End ID.]

...Nikolai, I'm so sorry buddy, but I think you're screwed.

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omg girl

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We’ve once again reached the point of BSD where I stop trying to figure out what’s happening and just enjoy the pretty pictures

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i just know kenji woulda fucked shit uuuup in mesopotamia

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YO WRITERS

Stop what you’re doing right now and go write 3 sentences of your story.

Every time you see this, write 3 lines.

Reblog so other writers will do the same, let’s finish these damn stories.

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My Roman Empire is Jouno and Tachihara being siblings in all the universes

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Young Fukuchi: I wish I could fast-forward through my life and see that everything ends up okay.

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where would i be without camomile tea 😍😍😍😍🤤🤤

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bsd is officially too much for me to comprehend. time to retreat into my irrelevant kunizai folktale au

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ii love this horrible shitshow. bungo stray dogs has thrown me against the wall fifteen times sigma sty,le

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with the way this is going bungou stray dogs will conclude in 2080 at seventy years old when everyone wins against the interplanetary alien Homer with the power of gay sex and friendship. and I'll still be reading it. and I will still make stupid theories. I will follow this series to the ends of the earth

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I have the stupidest fucking theory on how Crime and Punishment works and it’s literally just me spitballing

So like. Fyodor is a very religious man as we know, and he’s a good couple hundred years old at the minimum

Now I’m delving into my vague religious knowledge a little I’m curious if it works something similar to the Curse of Cain. The context of the curse is basically he killed his brother right, and the Lord cursed him like if anyone harmed him the curse came back to hurt them seventh fold, he’d be forever a wanderer and that he’d have trouble cultivating the ground as he once had dominion over the plants, jealous over Abel’s favor with God with his lamb rather than Cain’s hard worked harvest.

Some ways to interpret it as well, is that the earth was cursed to Cain because it drank of his brother’s blood, hmm… sounds familiar? Of course vampires were also a valid fear at the time Fyodor met Bram but I wonder if there was something more to it?

Additionally the mark/curse wasn’t just a punishment as Cain almost was fine with people killing him because of the mark but God basically said yeah no you’re protected whoever kills you gets it bad mega. It was a protection and a blight.

Additionally, in Crime and Punishment itself, Rodion had a sister that he loved dearly. Asagiri doesn’t mind changing the story for a bit, so I wonder if Fyodor had a sister, murdered her, and was cursed with his ability in turn, walking the earth for eternity and that’s why he wants all abilities to be gone. His example of a god may have given him his ability but if he were to take them all away he would be God in turn.

This made more sense in my head but I hope this makes sense???