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Is the ask box open?

It sure fuckin’ is my dude, I’m(Trick) just really fucking lazy and slow at answering asks. But this box will always be open!

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This is my other account and this piece of work took 5000 fucking years.

This took much longer than it should have… This is my third Villainous OC! Her names Necra and shes a demon thing that works for evil and lives in the underworld.

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can u do the crew with a witch s/o ?

( yeah I answered this a while back, buuuuut i’m too lazy to go find it also I want to answer this. )Black Hat~ He has met many witches in his lifetime, so the concept is far from new to him.~ I like to think he’d appreciate witches and such, so that’d put you in a good spot from the beginning if he knew.~ But if he learns over time or during the relationship, he’ll say “Why didn’t you tell me sooner? I have many books and objects that could assist you.”~ Loves to hear you talk about all the experiences you’ve had during your meditations or sessions.~ Would let you borrow a book if he thought you’d need it or would be interested.~ Will sometimes go out and steal buy you a new crystal or gem that you wanted or needed.~ May sometimes help or join in if you’re going to meditate because he needs to find his inner fucking p e a c e.Dr. Flug~ At first, he’d think you meant like a cartoon witch, y’know the kind the fly around on brooms and whose wands can make you fucking E X PL O DE.~ I mean yeah, you could probably do that in this world but what the fuck ever.~ After you explain to him, he’d be cool with it. Still probably a little skeptical thinking that you could be like, riding around outside on a fucking broomstick whiles he not looking.~ He could probably make you one though- a broomstick that flies.~ Anyways, after a little time, he realizes that he was c o m p l e t e l y wrong on the whole idea.~ Would think it’s pretty neat, but would try and prove some things wrong with science and such.~ But would leave it since you love it, he’ll even listen to you go on about it if you do. Since you listen to him go off about his science and airplanes.Demencia~ HOLY FUCKING SHIT, YOU CAN FLY???~ Like Flug, would have the wrong idea of it and thinks you too use a broom and explode people with a stick.~ After telling her, she seems a little less excited, but is still excited because it something you like, and it’s completely new to her!~ Even if it’s boring she’ll probably still listen for you because hey! She loves you!~ She’d love to look at the little crystals or geodes you own because “Oooh, sparkly!!! What’s this one do… Oh shit, it’s just like that one girl from that stupid show-”~ Might at first think that some of your herbs or plants are weed and will question you, “BABE, IS THAT A WEED???” “No Dem!!! This is just sage-” “I’m telling Flug!!!”~ Please don’t let her set the plants on fire, or even let her near the candles she’ll attempt to light them and then everything goes up in flames.

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Can you do what the villainous crew do when they visiting their s/o graveyard site/memorial?

(I specialize in angst, also I might include a little back story for how the S/O died. )

Black Hat

~ Visiting his S/O’s grave site was never easy.

~ He harbored feelings for very few mortals, since he’s well, not a very loving person. Also being alive for thousands of years and watching those you like/love die over time while you live on is painful. So he’s tried to not get attached to many humans but sometimes these things just happen.

~ When he arrives to their grave, he just stands there for a moment, before sighing then saying “ Hello, dear.”

~ He then continues to talk to the wall of stone like there’s someone there, listening and reacting to the words coming out of his mouth.

~ Half way through he stops and goes “Oh, here you are, love-” before pulling out a small bouquet of flowers and laying them in front of the grave.

~ Then goes on about what has happened in the manor since, maybe even reminisces about old memories.

~ After some time he will get up, then say “I’m sorry dear, but I must be going. I promise I will visit again soon.” Will rest a hand on the grave, then dissipate into a cloud of black smoke and return home.

Dr. Flug~ He cries a little bit when there. Of course he does.~ He remembers how it all happened. The heroes, the chaos, the blood. He remembers it all!~ Of course he remembered holding their corpse in his arms, screaming their name and begging them to get up.~ The more he thinks about it, the more tears that come out.~ After he’s done sobbing over their memorial, he regains his composure and like Black Hat, puts some flowers down in front of their tomb.~ “I remembered you liked these ones, I hope you still do.”~ He stays for a bit, sometimes muttering things like “I miss you.” or “I hope you’re doing better.”~ Will eventually have to get up and go, but says good-bye before he goes. The doctor doesn’t know what to say.Demencia~ Is still sort of in denial.~ When she goes to the site, and she sees the tomb with their name on it, she at first takes it as a kind of joke.~ “What is this crap? They’re still around…”~ After a while of not seeing them and going back will she then accept their death.~ She acknowledges it when she goes back one time, she stops and looks at the grave. Internally struggling on whether or not to finally let go of the fantasy that they’re OK and still out there.~ When she does, she breaks down. Sobbing and screaming in agony. It hurts, after finally letting go of the fact that they are no longer around, it hurts.~ She asks why, why did they have to die? Of all the shitlords in the world, why did they have to take HER S/O???~ She’s angry, at the world, at nothing. Maybe even at herself.~Flug would have to come and drag her away for the site, she can’t understand why they had to leave.

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YO I HAVE A GR8 THING: What if (Y/N) got turned into a kid via some experiment gone wrong, and for whatever reason she’s afraid and shy of everyone... except Blackhat, whom the newly-turned-five-year-old just ADORES. Reactions?

THANK YOU ANON THAT IS A GREAT THING

Y/N Turning Into A 5-y.o.

Black Hat

Not amused at all, especially if y/n has an important role in the mansion.

Of course he wouldn’t hurt small y/n, but he wouldn’t be opposed to scaring them off if they got in his way.

If y/n and Black Hat are close, he would actually be pretty tolerant, maybe even let them toy with on of his hats for a minute.

The second little y/n leaves the room his mood shifts completely, he isn’t happy about the situation and most likely pins it on poor Flug, who most likely caused the change.

Dr. Flug

More afraid of Black Hat than anything, he knows he’ll be able to shift y/n back eventually.

He’s more concerned about when he’ll have the time to do so.

Just a tiiiiiny bit(he says through tears) crushed that y/n is shy around him, but he figures its just an effect of the experiment(to save his puny ego).

Demencia

Has to be constantly reminded that y/n is a lot smaller and more fragile than before.

Often tries to get y/n to come out of their shell, but it isn’t too effective.

She has good intentions! Y/n just can’t really see that in their new form and usually ends up running to Black Hat.

A little bummed y/n isn’t up to play, but she’s fine watching from afar until it wears off.

May or may not be jealous of y/n for getting so close to Black Hat, but Flug usually distracts her before she can notice.

5.0.5.

Very confused as to why y/n isn’t as outgoing anymore! Or why they’re so small! Or why they want to be within 20 feet of Black Hat!

He misses y/n but he’s willing to be patient, it won’t stop him from trying though!

If small y/n was going to warm up to anyone at least a little bit, it’d probably be 5.0.5.

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So, in light of the ep... do you think Flug would try to ‘hide’ his sadistic side from his s/o? Part of me thinks so and the other says no, but how funny would it be for s/o just to walk in while hes doing his thing and just, not caring? Like they even peck his bag and talk with him while hes getting stuff together

This is increDIBLY LATE BUT yes he would! Of course s/o would find out eventually and he would be t e r r i f i e d and probably even drop the act for a little until he realizes everything is okay!! He’d explain later and after it becomes a common thing for s/o to walk in.

-Mod Pafu

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If requests are open, cute headcanons with 5.0.5 and Flug?

(( Tumblr fucked me over and deleted the first one S O here we go again. ))5.0.5~ Tell me this giant blue, fluffy, big ol blueberry is never cute I  d a r e  y o u-~ When he sleeps, sometimes when he’s having a dream, his ears or limbs will twitch or shake. It’s like those videos with the dogs, imagine that but with this giant ass blue bear.~ He sometimes begs Flug for some food or smth, like if Flug has uhhh, idk, chocolate, and 5′s wants some of it, he will go all puppy eyed and make little “baw”ing noises to try and steal some of that s w e e t  c h o c o l a t e. ( yes Flug does give in and give him 3/4′s of the bar and cry while doing so. )~ Will retrieve things for Flug while on all fours, then bring them back in his mouth. Again, l i k e  a  d o g.~ Rests his head on Flug’s lap and sleeps. This forces Flug to stand or sit ever so still as not to wake up the gentle giant. Thus forcing him to take a break and rest.Dr. Flug

~ He baby snores when asleep.~ Thinks Hawaiian shirts are cool and wears them with Hawaiian suspenders. Like a nerd. ( bless you pafu )~Also appreciates D A D  J O K E S, but can’t make them that often bc Black Hat doesn’t like them and his home is a no Fun Zone*tm.~ As a kid, he’d run around his house with his arms up all while making airplane noises. ( bless you pafu #2 )~ After getting sick from only eating ramen for t w o  f u c k i n g  w e e k s, 5.0.5 helped him learn how to make simpler but more healthy meals for him to eat.

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How about the crew being parents?

oooOOO I love this!!!

The Crew Being Parents

Black Hat

Definitely not the best parent out there.

I don’t even know how or why a child would find their way to Black Hat, but in the case it does happen, he wouldn’t pay much attention to them.

The rest of the crew would act like parental/older sibling figures!

The kid would probably grow some sort of hatred towards Black Hat as they grow older. I don’t know whether this feeling would be mutual or not, since Black Hat seems to dislike everyone by default.

Dr. Flug

He’s trying his best and it shows, but he just never has the time.

When he isn’t completely exhausted and has free time, he’s probably spending time with the kid!

Maybe if it’s safe enough, he’ll even let them help out with some projects!!

They’d probably grow up to be a scientist as well! Probably not working under Black Hat though.

Demencia

Who gave her a child in the first place?

Basically just two Demencias in the house now.

Of course she would need a little help with the parenting part, but she’d probably do just fine!

If the kid is biological they would probably be able to climb on walls tpo.

Hours have been spent trying to get them down from the ceiling-

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h-hewwoo??

It’s Mod Silent!! I’m alive!!!! And from now on I’m going to be going by Mod Pafu(for multiple reasons I’d rather not get into)

~Mod Pafu

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The winners for the 100 follower raffle

Am I super fucking late to this? Yeah. Anyways we’re almost at 200 SO M A Y B E I should do this... btw if you followed my a long time ago or followed me randomly an you got picked, then congratulations. Anyways, the winners are... @gooeygoob @gross-lavender @spookiibunn @purplecutiepie-1987 @pakocsmells Once again, congratulations. If you need to see the rules, they are in the 100 followers raffle tag! Thanks for joining!

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hi yeah, im just gonna say this now while its on my mind. this blog will be on and off, since sometimes its hard for me to even get the inspiration to write/draw. not only that but switching in and out of fandoms is hard to keep my interest in one specifically. So my apologies if this blog is dead then suddenly rises back from the dead.

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Black hat with an s/o as strong as him but nicer to everyone

((H O W))Black Hat~ He would immediately admire their strength, not many other beings have that kind of power or powers.~ But them being nicer to everyone???~ Now that could be a deal breaker for him, Black Hat would want someone d i a b o l i c a l.~ Now you could mean as in, they’re still an asshole, but just don’t scream as much as him, If that’s it then he’s cool.~ But for their powers, it’s like knowing one of you’re own kind. Probably.

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Can you do headcanons for Black Hat and a s/o who’s practically a psychopath but becomes really soft, clingy and cutesy when he’s around?

((So like, Demencia? Minus the soft part? Nah I’m kidding.))~ He loves the psycho part of them, like when they’re out on missions or just causing havoc and how’d they’d destroy everything in their path.~ BH would just love them because their evil, but maybe also for them we’d have to see I don’t make the rules-~ But when he’s around he notices the dramatic change in behavior, again almost like Dem but since they’re his SO he’d kinda put up with it.~ That being said, he’d still have his boundaries. So if they’re like literally clinging to him, he’d get a agitated and tell them to get off him.~ The cutesy part wouldn’t so piss him off so much, less like it’s like 5.0.5 cute.~ Them calming down would be a decent change from there insane from their common demeanor for him. Not a ton of noise, but also no havoc and screaming so it’s sorta almost a win lose. Pick your poison.

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How would be the crew in the first time doing love with they gf/bf?

Black Hat

Slaps you because this is a NSFW free blog please read the bio

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The Villianous crew discovering their s/o has rapid cell regeneration (where they can't die and any injury they sustain is almost instantly healed)

((oooh sounds neato!!))Black Hat~ Rapid Cell Regeneration is nothing new to him, as he can do it himself!~ But seeing a human be able to do it? Now that’s something entirely different, who would have thought humans could have been that advanced.~ Black Hat would be impressed, and ultimately relieved that he doesn’t have to worry about you dying from fatal injuries~ Though that doesn’t mean he’ll let you go all willy-nilly and nearly let yourself get obliterated by heroes that you’re fighting.~ He’d take care of you like normal, but he’d be less worried about damage.Dr. Flug

~ WOAH, WOAH, WAIT WHAT?? Y-YOU CAN DO THAT??~ He is completely surprised by this, but not in a bad way.~ His scientist part would get the best of him and he’d want to study it, not like a test subject he’s just fascinated with it.~ This being said, he will not try to hurt you in anyway. As his SO he will still take care of you.~ But he’d just be amazed by your power.Demencia~ HOLY SHIT THAT’S FUCKING COOL!~ She’d be amazed whenever she saw you do it.~ Dem’d probably stick her hand in it before it healed up, almost getting her hand healed in. That isn’t fun.~ But overall she’d just see it as some superpower that you had and would just think it’s wicked cool.

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Yoooo this blog gives me lifeeeeee. You think we could get some headcannons on ideal dates with the crew and their S/O

((thaaaaaaaaaaannnkkk hopefully this isn’t too late for you, whoopsies.))Black Hat~ Black Hat isn’t one for going out in public, or going out at all. But if you two were going out he’d want to go out very late at night.~ When you two’d get there you would then realize oh god it’s a super fancy, 5-star restaurant how the fuck- ~ When you both enter the establishment, everyone notices and stops talking. Even the fucking person at the counter is shaking furiously out of fear.~ Black Hat would walk up there, acting like he doesn’t notice the tension in the air, and says to the person “I do believe I have a reservation.”~ THE PERSON DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING LOOK AT THE BOOK THEY JUST GO “O-Of course! Follow me, p-please.” if there were people before you two they don’t complain, they sit there trying not to shit themselves.~ You two take your seats and look at your menu’s, chatting about how BH’s business and how things have been. Then the waiter comes over, stumbling over his own feet, asking what you two’d like to drink.~ Everything goes fine and people are fucking terrified, some have even fled.~ You two leave after your done, he pays the check but leaves no tip because he’s an asshole like that but doesn’t want you to foot the bill.~ You two go on a walk around town, sometimes looking at the stars, or maybe if Black Hat sees something in the window of a shop he’ll steal it for you. What a gentlemen indeed.~ You both go back to the manor that is almost completely wrecked, Flug’s crying in the corner, 5.0.5 is knocked out, and Demencia is bouncing off the walls. Back to a normal time at the manor.Dr. Flug~ Wait you pulled the doctor away from his work?-~ He’d dress up all fancy just for this, wearing a little vest and a bow tie and some slacks, he’d be fucking adorable trust me.~ He takes you to a little family restaurant, you’ve seen it around before and always thought it’d look cute.~ What if he did little pick up lines while trying to impress you o m g~ “Hey, are you Barium and Beryllium? B-Because you’re a BABE!”~ Please appreciate his pick up lines I beg of you.~ The people are friendly and give you two a special dessert it’s great.~ When you’re both done he pays the bill and leaves a tip ((LIKE A GOOD BOY)) and you both go take a little walk to help the doctor calm down.~ However on every date you two have to be quick because boyo here has a shit ton of work to do an everyday is the deadline.~ While you two walk he tells you about his inventions and how they work, its great listening to him go on about his nerd stuff.~ Eventually you two have to rush back, since Black Hat would castrate him if he was late even by a second.~ But in the end you two give each other a quick peck before continuing with your jobs.Demencia~ Her ideal date is Black Hat we’ve gone over this for fucks sake.~ But if Dem were to date someone other than BH, her perfect date would be a night of crime. No fancy shit just, robbing shit, mugging people, trashing others stuff all that good crap.~ Maybe you two go to like, Burger King or something first so you don’t go hungry while she drags you on crazy adventures. But she only would go there for the crown.~ After you’re done eating, she tells you her plans on what that night would be like.~ “So first, we go to the jewelry shops, y’know classic robbing all the jewelry for the money, and whatever. THEN we head to this bitches house, she owes me money for cheating me out on some shit. AND THEN-”~ It’s a crazy date. You both nearly get caught by the cops once, and probably get shot at or at least in one knife fight.~ But overall, it was exciting and fun, don’t know if you could exactly call it a “date” but it was certainly different than just normal time together with your lizard girlfriend.~ Anyways you two call it a night and end up going back to the manor at like, 2AM. Before you enter inside she digs into her pocket and would reveal a little necklace/bracelet/ring that you wanted and gives it to you.~ You go inside to a completely quiet house, but that’s until Demencia decides to cause some trouble.

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How it would react the whole crew when its their first time ?

((This was fun to do!))Black Hat~ He isn’t one for hand holding, or any signs of affection.~ You’re gonna have to take him by surprise or bribe him to hold his hand.~ When you do he’s just a grumbling blushing mess.~ Five seconds later he pulls his hand away and tells you to get back to work.Dr. Flug~ He’s busy, his hands aren’t open for holding most of the time.~ But when they are, he doesn’t mind.~ If taken by surprise he’ll probably jump a little, but relax when he see’s it’s you!~ He enjoys holding your hand though!Demencia~ She’s the one usually holding YOUR hand.~ You can’t take her by surprise, that’s HER job.~ She loves holding hands, she sometimes gives little kisses on them.~ Dem ain’t no bitch.