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hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.

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ROLL CALL TDP GANG

sequel to this post

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Amaya angrily signing

Gren interpreting: oh fiddlesticks this really ruffles my feathers

What Amaya is really signing: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in Xadia-

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Yes I am aware he has committed atrocities but have you considered that he’s my special guy

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the IMMENSE potential of bob time traveling back to 2012 and reassembling the thunderbolts (not for any saving the universe purposes, but because none of his friends remember him and now he’s really fucking lonely)

alexei: bob breaks him out of prison. alexei is immediately ride or die. he starts inventing duo names until bob tells him there’s four more people, then he starts inventing team names. this sets bob’s expectations for re-befriending the rest of the thunderbolts a little too high.

john: initial reaction is lmao f rip cringefail who tf are these losers. get outta here. decidedly unhappy when the situation somehow escalates into him getting kidnapped. he’s a sergeant in the us military! they’ll be looking for him! (they’re not.)

ava: VERY suspicious. but she’s been looking for a way to leave shield anyway, and she’s actively dying, so it’s not like her situation can get worse. unfortunately bob has no idea how she fixed the phasing problem the first time around. something something suit?

yelena: initially tries to murder them. then goes along with everything very easily. which makes sense, considering alexei’s her dad, right? and then they find out about the red room mind control when she tries to kill them all in their sleep. how to rehabilitate your mind controlled assassin 101.

bucky: no one wants yelena 2.0. judicious murder is applied to the problem of handlers and little red books with codewords. this solves the first problem, but not so much the second. how to rehabilitate your mind controlled assassin 102.

(fury, in the corner: ???)

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I love when they just start throwing shit at each other

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This image but it’s Runaan and Rayla:

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Happy Birthday

Runaan (17th May)

The Dragon Prince

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I just rewatched ‘Spider-Man: No way home’ and now I NEED a fic in which Peter actually tells MJ and Ned everything at the cafe like he promised. Pls pls pls give me recommendations 🙏

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This is what I live for 🙏🏻

I think it'd be so fucking funny if Gren saw/met Runaan after returning from Lux Aurea post-S7, but he doesn't yet know that Rayla is Runaan's daughter.

"Oh, hey, I remember you. From the dungeon. When you got trapped in the coin."

And Rayla just s l o w l y turns around.

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thinking about how with katolis burnt to the ground, all ezran and callum have to remember harrow and sarai are the drawings in callum's sketchbook

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Something about the myth of Andromeda and how she was chained to a stone by her own parents as a sacrifice to a sea monster and how canon Andromeda of the Dragon Prince has nothing known about her family but wears chains as jewelry in a profession where every mission she takes she symbolically sacrifices her life right up until it becomes literal

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I feel like "thanks to bisexuals and gen z" deserves a place in the tumblr meme phrases

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God, I love these gremlins.

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I so desperately want to be able to convince Trump supporters with facts and logic and empathy, but it’s so important to remember that their ignorance is INTENTIONAL. my mom didn’t let us watch Sleeping Beauty growing up. I asked her why recently and she said, “it was evil.” when I pointed out other movies had similar themes and depictions of evil, and asked what the difference was, she couldn’t. I pressed one more time and she just said, “it felt evil to me. I didn’t like it”. same thing with dune 2: she said it was “dark”, and I was, “literally, like the movie’s lighting? Or the themes?” and she said “I don’t know” and didn’t want to talk about it more. many conservatives genuinely cannot tell the difference between “I don’t like it” and “this is evil” and they do not care to learn despite many chances