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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

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I'm too much of a sucker for the tragedy of Wicked's ending to take any of this seriously, but the funniest possible fix-it concept is that Glinda just. Does not know. How the fuck. To send this 12yo back to Kansas. Like why the hell would she know how to do that?? Who thought it was a good idea to leave her in charge of this???

And from Dorothy's POV, this is such a funny concept: imagine for a minute that you (a child) wake up in a Fairy-Land, become best friends with a (possibly mentally unstable?) talking scarecrow, and are told by the god-kind that you must go murder his political rival before he'll send go home. Fine. This might as well happen.

And when you return from said murder - which is somehow successful - it turns out the god-king is a fraud and cannot help you. Whoops. Well, how about the OTHER seemingly most powerful person in the country? Ah, no....it turn out she had pretty limited powers in the magic department. And they're mostly bubble-related.

So she takes you (by bubble) to a tiny seaside town on the edge of the map to seek the help of her most powerful friends….the woman you just murdered and your scarecrow best friend who was an accomplice to that murder. And apparently, they’ve all three been dating since undergrad.

I mean, what do you even do with that.

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I think he was both Orpheus and Eurydice in a sense…

Do you think Minato's persona's purpose was to lead him away from his inevitable fate (as Orpheus lead Eurydice out of the Underworld)? Do you think Orpheus failed Minato because Minato couldn't help himself. He looked back, at those he loved, and decided that he couldn't step out of the Underworld without them. Do you think that Minato is meant to be Orpheus or Eurydice. The leader or the lead. Was he meant to guide his loved ones back to the land of the living, but ended up sucked down into the Underworld instead?

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I wasn’t aware of this ship but damn… timebomb broke me…

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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I will be very happy if we even see a glimpse of her on the road

Anyways love Wanda <3

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Honestly I love Orpheus, btw I recently finished the Answer dlc :’)

follow me on twitter if you want @star_enthusiast 👉👈

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The world is perfect; you seem to have missed the memo

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Luck, please shine upon me

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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I'm gonna be honest with you, she looks like regular Kabru.

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I have been very tired and horny lately

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not risking it

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Isaac Baules

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Concept: Vampire character that represents strengthening ties to humanity and the natural world instead of dividing them

Vampire gets HEAVILY invested in eco conservation because they *can't* just shrug it off as the next generation's problems

A vampire that goes around eating oil tycoons and clear-cut logging CEOs and climate-denying politicians because their childhood village is a dirt pit now and the animals they saw growing up have become endangered

Immortal guys who anonymously donate huge sums of cash to wildlife preserves that oversee forests they used to hunt in

Fellow who, instead of succumbing to the boredom and waste of infinite time, has become feverishly obsessed with making sure this one specific species of snail will still be around in another hundred years

5000 year old woodsman who can still mimic the calls of extinct birds, who still remembers the mating calls of mammoths and wooly rhinos and wild horses

Ancient vampire who can still vaguely recall a cave somewhere with her whole family's hand prints in it, and not sure of it's precise location, keeps the whole area void of human activity so it doesn't become a tourist attraction

Vampire archeologist who digs up their old friend's remains and has the figure out how to prove, with evidence, how they know exactly who they were and what they looked like

Immortal anthropologist who reconstructs a face from a skull only to realize that they'd met them before a long, long time ago

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just love looking at dicks and cocks wha can I say