astralsexwizard

[astralsexwizard]

[astralsexwizard]

Sorry i casted fireball wrong and it gained sentience and ran away

Ball lightning while visiting a parking lot… Ball lightning is a rare phenomenon described as luminescent, spherical objects that vary from pea-sized to several meters in diameter....

[astralsexwizard]

sorry can’t talk i’m too busy romanticizing vampirism

[astralsexwizard]

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

[astralsexwizard]

[astralsexwizard]

never give up on the denial stage of grief. 95% of grievers give up right before it brings the person back

[astralsexwizard]

her name is Snuffle

[astralsexwizard]

schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

[astralsexwizard]

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

[astralsexwizard]

[astralsexwizard]

More of you should be concerned about the cackling witch rather than the Nintendo switch

[astralsexwizard]

warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

[astralsexwizard]

My Grocery/ To-Do List

[astralsexwizard]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[astralsexwizard]

Beware y'all...

[astralsexwizard]

if tumblr dies you can find me acting on my best behaviour turn your back on mother nature everybody wants to rule the world

[astralsexwizard]

Astral sex,

Astral sex,

Astral sex at the discotheque

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