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hi i think youre scary wanna kiss

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Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

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Why are cishet men like this…

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some kind of a moodboard

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The truth is always right in front of our eyes.

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Periods should come with some kind of psychic attack so I can like knock the phones out of hands of people who listen to loud videos in public and pop the tires of people with evil bumper stickers. I feel I'm owed that for the horrors

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When youre mean to me this is who youre being mean to

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Its the bomb.com wizard

found another treasured childhood item

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What if we were two battle-hardened women who accidentally brushed hands at the war council meeting, the sexual tension so palpable that you could cut it.

What if you were the more experienced of us and physically directed my hand to a more advantageous position on the war table.

What if we fu-

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I tire of the tragedy of looking into a beautiful maiden's blog page and finding the word "taken." who has taken you where? how can I help you return home?

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and i wont miss next time

“The Wizard of Sex” and “the sex wizard” are two completely different things you fucking idiot. It’s mistakes like this that are why the acedemy keeps sending mage assassins to your dorm