at-a-snails-pace

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real love is getting your matcha with oatmilk even though it tastes like ass bcs your boyfriend is allergic to nuts

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holding space for raising my ya ya ya

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uhm actually perry is a semiaquatic mammal, thank you very much

media where someone has a lifelong vendetta against an aquatic mammal:

- moby dick

- phineas and ferb

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can i put my d&d character in therapy

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i wish everyone who sprays perfume or whatever in the breakroom a very unpleasant fuck you

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“ew, i could never poop at work” you mean you dont enjoy shitting on company time? i could never.

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i hate having a nametag bcs why are you calling me by name when i didn’t tell you what my name even is first?

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hi! my favorite color is

human rights

what's yours?

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i wish i could hear every love song in your voice forevermore

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lactose intolerant people eating cheese be like “i did it all for the dookie”

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therapy isnt enough, i need to punch a car guy who drives a honda civic

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i try to listen to music but all my favorite songs make me think of you.

damn you for having good taste in music and every bit of my heart.

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third base is when i post abt you on my tumblr

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someone’s clearly not a juggalo :/

me going to put my blanket over my head to sleep and then remembering it makes it easier for the boogieman to suffocate my face

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me going to put my blanket over my head to sleep and then remembering it makes it easier for the boogieman to suffocate my face

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everything was fine until i thought of you

and now it’s all in slow motion

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what if instead of icp they were called icup haha wouldnt that be crazy haha